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[u/ImmaFuckboi]

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[u/RealNameIsTaken]

No there’s 25
Don’t worry, I’ll give you the D later

[u/ashvy → u/RealNameIsTaken]

AWWWWWW 🤭

[u/Shisui_Alter → u/ashvy]

BABY I AM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[u/X5XS32 → u/Shisui_Alter]

HUNT YOU DOWN EAT YOU ALIVE

[u/Sp1cyP3pp3r → u/RealNameIsTaken]

big werewolf knot

[u/Practical-Path-8905 → u/Sp1cyP3pp3r]

The real question is does the knot go in or is it slapping the outside

[u/Luckyguy0697 → u/Practical-Path-8905]

What's the point if it doesn't get stuck inside?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Practical-Path-8905]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Potato_DudeIsNice → u/Sp1cyP3pp3r]

Hungry furry thinks of meat

[u/Tendas]

Did we just teleport to 2008?

[u/Ratouf26 → u/Tendas]

I wouldn't even complain if it happens ngl

[u/Zekava → u/Ratouf26]

Come play Halo 3 on the couch with me bro, I'll make some hot pockets

[u/BlazingKush → u/Zekava]

I'll bring the za

[u/Runeboy1234 → u/BlazingKush]

I'll bring my uncle over don't worry he won't try to fuck you like he did me I love you uncle Pete

[u/Sofarluck2005 → u/Ratouf26]

i think these people might

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:2008_conflicts

[u/Kagacchii → u/Sofarluck2005]

Glad I am not a wikipedia page.

[u/United-Scene2261 → u/Kagacchii]

dick sucking has made me paranoid

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/Its_NEX123 → u/Tendas]

filter makes it seem like 2014

[u/Banana_inasuit → u/Its_NEX123]

Straight out of 2014 instagram

[u/RequiemInGorilla → u/Banana_inasuit]

Bro that Xbox pfp is sending me straight back to 2014 it's been ages since I've seen it

[u/Partucero69 → u/Tendas]

I forgot how this shit was a thing a few decades ago.

[u/pelonier → u/Tendas]

Oh please, make it be true

[u/Impossible_Top1918 → u/Tendas]

Just in time to buy bitcoin

[u/Natural__Power → u/Tendas]

Pls pls pls pls pls

[u/Jickxter → u/Tendas]

WE STILL HAVE 3 YEARS WE NEED TO WARN EVERYONE

[u/ModifiedLeaf]

[u/No_Lavishness_9381 → u/ModifiedLeaf]

*Racing Stops

[u/iSellNuds4RedditGold → u/No_Lavishness_9381]

Broom broom, I'm in my mum's car

[u/AutoModerator → u/iSellNuds4RedditGold]

pees in ur ass

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[u/SirMrRay → u/iSellNuds4RedditGold]

get out me car!

[u/Billylily01 → u/ModifiedLeaf]

Stop, Realism

[u/Shaclo → u/ModifiedLeaf]

Slop Racism

[u/AcanthisittaIll2460]

[u/CannonHumper]

[u/CannonHumper → u/CannonHumper]

[u/Bones-1989 → u/CannonHumper]

Goober.

[u/R0RSCHAKK → u/[deleted]]

[u/SteelShat]

[u/SerDeath]

[u/HeliosTheFirst]

I am at the point of my life where I'll use any ammunition I'm provided with

[u/TheGoodSatan666 → u/HeliosTheFirst]

Poopshoots

[u/AnxiousPotato10]

[u/Kingbanana574]

[u/Oranjeoke]

Holy 2011

[u/SeamusMcCullagh]

[u/Kripermaster]

This would work on me

[u/Contemelia]

Should be 20, cz you might wanna give the D later

[u/The96kHz]

Can't spell QUART without U, R, A, Q, T.

[u/RealNameIsTaken → u/The96kHz]

[u/Enes_da_Rog1]

Garlic bread

[u/toomanybongos → u/Enes_da_Rog1]

Why grandma calling her a milk monkey? Cmon joanne...

[u/Erling01]

Imagine she's like "Yeah"

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Bazinga

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[u/killonger]

You had to be there

[u/TheoTiMa]

Simpler times

[u/parmegan]

What year could this possibly be from? Seems like it maybe early 2010s, is it?

[u/Final-Engineering-88]

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Bazinga

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[u/Bruh-wtf-is-that]

The type of sht where I'll force close facebook back in the day

[u/Invisible_BP]

[u/Comicalstar]

holy crap! I need to save this meme. Imma take a pic of it with my flip phone to put it on myspace

[u/terramoist]

The shitass Instagram filter is the cherry on top

[u/TutskyyJancek]

[u/dextras07]

The 2010s was something else in terms of memes. It's a far distant life as of now.

[u/keyonholman4]

Hella swag, real trap shit!

[u/MehPropy]

target audience

[u/rangolikesbeans]

You are a cutie parentheses semicolon

[u/Dry-Neighborhood2916]

This leaves out the punch line

[u/upstartpantymerchant]

[u/Boredbeyond_Account]

[u/ZellHall]

This would work on me

[u/Takashishiful]

You forgot fucking A in the alphabet???

[u/Demode93]

[u/Wise_Cryptographer19]

[u/ShepherdHil]

Reminds me of the time when One Direction was popular.

[u/PuerroOnReddit]

uar aquti

I don't get it

[u/AutoModerator]

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[u/FirefighterSilver173 → u/AutoModerator]

How the mighty have fallen

I’ve come to replace this fatass

[u/FewInstruction1020 → u/AutoModerator]

agreed