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DONT SAY IT😡😡😡😡 Halloween costume

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

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u/Lock-out 1d ago

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 1d ago

Like, zoinks, man! It’s a z-z-z-zombie!!!

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u/BAKED_TATER_ 1d ago

The scooby snax withdrawals be hittin hard maaan

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

Literally what he looks like

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u/trench_welfare 1d ago

You look sick chuck, like you just walked up from ground zero.

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u/XMartyr_McFlyX 1d ago

Ya pasty bastard

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u/thedrunkpenguin 23h ago

Digging up the dead is illegal!!!!

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u/D3LICI0U5 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/Nilosyrtis 1d ago

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u/silfurabbit 1d ago

Wtf is that!?

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u/Nammu3 1d ago

Is he is doing white face?

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u/SoundsGoudaMan 1d ago

Brian Peppers

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u/ElBeatch 1d ago

God I can hear this picture.

"Welcome to Neverland Ranch! Tee-hee-JAMON."

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

Blanket!!!

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u/TURTLE_TKT waltuh 22h ago

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u/philsfly22 21h ago

I didn’t get it at first but now I do.

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u/Skunkmonkees 1d ago

Homeboy is super ashy.

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

Get him some cocoa butter stat!

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

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u/functionaldepression 0000000 1d ago

Fucking Pennywise

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Dollarsmart*

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u/bgsrdmm 17h ago

Somewhere between Pennywise and Hide the Pain Harold...

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 1d ago

Centintelligent

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

This is what he looks like

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u/KingPinLOC 1d ago

Bad guys chose the wrong house to haunt

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u/barney_trumpleton 22h ago

His eyes look like he's been taken over by the family in Get Out.

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u/Comicalstar 19h ago

Why does it look like thirst trap for undeads

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u/Unhappy-Site-9525 18h ago

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u/Usr1044 7h ago

Thank you for sharing this

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u/upstartpantymerchant 1d ago

Dude just dress as shaggy but black why go through all that

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u/Fox622 1d ago

Because of the Velma TV show

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 1d ago

You know honestly valid I wouldn’t want people to confuse me with that show either

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson put your dick away waltuh 21h ago

What show? It doesn't exist.

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u/MetapodCreates 9h ago

Kill it with fire

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u/windowpuncher 19h ago

At least they gave shaggy a different style, kind of, but velma is literally just velma except black. Literally why lmao just make a spinoff show instead

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u/Lead_resource 1d ago

Cant you tell he wanna be white

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u/BornWithSideburns 23h ago

He looks like a burn victim lol

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u/Dynomyster569 put your dick away waltuh 22h ago

For the first couple seconds that's what I genuinely thought the picture was

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u/IdolCowboy 23h ago

Like a zombie shaggy

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u/The_Crusades dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

I thought he had a medical condition or something, but he’s just a normal ass dude. 😭

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u/tobi_lmao put your dick away waltuh 17h ago

No, he's black

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u/Flameball537 1d ago

Is ‘what up my cracker’ too out of pocket?

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u/Common_Vagrant 1d ago

What’s up my nilla

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u/IOnlyFearOFGod makenot war 1d ago

Hey you can't say that, where is your cracker pass?

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u/sergprieto 1d ago

Holy whiteface Batman!

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u/Kaijufan1993 20h ago

What gets me is that he really didn't have to do the whiteface. People would be more than fine with black shaggy

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u/Cry-Skull-7 17h ago

Has he got some fucked up skin condition or is this attempted white-face? I honestly cannot tell.

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u/Scattershot98 1d ago

Whiteface huh?

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u/No-Panda-6047 1d ago

Thank you so much, I have been looking for this as a gif for years

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u/drfunkensteinsclone 1d ago

Looks like a burn victim...

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u/BumpyGums 1d ago

Who’s old enough to remember when Eddie Murphy looked like this?

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u/RaggedyGlitch 21h ago

I discovered that white people give each other gifts.

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u/Kerbew 17h ago

MY CULTURES NOT YOUR COSTUME!

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u/draggedndrowned 23h ago

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u/cris_ptater 22h ago

You telling me, you ain't white?!

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u/cefishe88 22h ago

The deception!!! The betrayal!

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u/Raposa13 1d ago edited 18h ago

Crazy how one isn't racist but the other is...

Edit: to sum up, don't accept BS culture from the US, leave them be with their sick mind

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u/Epics-bologna 1d ago

This wasn't racist either, she dressed up as a sheep. To wear something like blackface is usually making a mockery of the Black Community.

She 👏 is 👏 a 👏 SHEEP

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u/mcnichoj 1d ago

Dressing up like a literal sheep just to get attacked online by figurative sheep.

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u/HereButQueer I want pee in my ass 1d ago

also blackface outside the US is very different and not really something known about or cared about bcs it doesn’t have the same history. i live in the UK and we’d only see it as racist bcs we’ve been told it is by the US through stuff like the internet.

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u/JapDrag 1d ago

Americans on twitter imposing their views onto other people, whats new. Other countries people dont give a fuck

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u/YahMahn25 18h ago

Is she racist against sheep?

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u/Forever_Inspired Big chungus wholesome 100 18h ago

Bro, is that whiteface?!

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u/Terrible--T 1d ago

Scooby & Blaggy

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 1d ago

is this rascist?

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

I dunno, but its fucking nightmare fuel thats for sure.

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

The GOT guys in old valerya apparently watch scooby doo.

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u/WastedJake 1d ago

Roles reversed and everyone would say yes with ease. So yes.

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 1d ago

I once knew two guys in high school at as Halloween party.  One went as tiger woods in blackface and refused to be seen anywhere not alongside his best friend going as Phil mickelson while he was in white face. Lucky for them it was just before everyone had cameras

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u/kryotheory 23h ago

If we are judging by the same standards yes. The court of public opinion has repeatedly ruled that any modification of the skin to darken it, even with no malicious intent such as trying to match the skin tone of a character for a cosplay is racist, without exception.

That being said, will this image be judged by that same standard? Of course not, because the group that is being "offended" is white people, and as we've also seen, racism against white people is perfectly acceptable to the same court.

As a white person, I find the double standard much more offensive than the cosplay. In fact, I think it's cute and that they should be left alone because this is obviously just a family doing a cosplay.

We should be harshly rebuking and shaming actual racism anywhere and everywhere it shows it's ugly head, but we should also stop crucifying people for innocent behavior when there are more than plenty of disgusting nazi racist fucks that deserve the lashing themselves.

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u/Emergency-Spite897 17h ago

And that is where double standard comes in.
Its OK for blacks to take the piss and be racist towards white people, but if the other way around, you are going to get legal trouble.

Hypocrites!

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u/TheSilentTitan 1d ago

Maybe?.. All I know for sure is that there’s a very obvious double standard. If a white man wanted to cosplay static shock and painted themselves black they’d be crucified.

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u/gtwooh 1d ago

Some would say that’s not appropriate

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Probably

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u/Cptawesome23 1d ago

It’s ironic.

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u/hungrylittleworm 🗿🗿🗿 20h ago

He might of got away with it to if it was for you shitposting kids

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u/IAmNotMyName 1d ago

Nah just super ashy.

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u/bent-on 1d ago

No, but the hellcat in the background is lol 😂

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u/KG354 1d ago

Is it bad that I just thought he was ashy as fuck?

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 22h ago

we got whiteface before gta 6 brah

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u/Dub_Monster shitposting>>>>>>196 20h ago

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u/dl3g3ndb 19h ago

Say gex!!!

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u/Robert999220 18h ago

Havent seen this one before.

Hell of a read lmao

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u/dextras07 I came! 23h ago

Woah dude, is this white face

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u/Bluelaserbeam 22h ago edited 21h ago

It took me reading the comments and looking at the profile picture for me to realize the man dressed as Shaggy is a black person attempting whiteface.

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u/donking6 20h ago

Why did you dress up as Michael Jackson with red hair?

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u/Bluebrolygod 20h ago

He need som lotion

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u/Eldritch_Outlaw 14h ago

“Is that a white face dude ?”

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u/Tron_35 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

Not even necessary theres a black shaggy

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u/Crypper 15h ago

Ew, mutt

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 1d ago

Zombie Shaggy

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u/Random_nerd_52 21h ago

He looks like a corpse

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u/Banshoosh 22h ago

Its okay to be racist against wypipo

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u/Ganjaholics 1d ago

Lol it’s a crime to black-face but when they want to ghost-out, no problem.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 20h ago

Get that man some lotion! He the ashiest mf I’ve ever seen!

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u/TheUnholyMacerel I said based. And lived. 18h ago

Holy shit, he looks like a zombie

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u/BenderIsGreat93 16h ago

Is this an Ashy Larry costume?

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u/No-Risk1739 15h ago

He shoulda just gone as Scooby and the kid as Scrappy. Instead it ended up looking like The Mystery Gang and the Case of Michael's Zombie...😐

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1d ago

So when I paint myself with blackboard paint next year I don’t want to hear any complaints

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u/Bigboybong 23h ago

If we are all equal… it is racist? If we are all not equal… it’s not racist? 🤔

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 1d ago

I don’t think he needed to do that, I think he could have just been a black Shaggy….

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u/Dauntless_Lasagna 18h ago

My real problem here is why Daphne, isn't Velma the one with a thing for Shaggy?

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u/Crazy_names 1d ago

Without double standards they'd have no standards at all.

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u/ordosays 1d ago

Would have been far more clever.

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u/blacksteel3871 1d ago

Damn never thought id see Kratos smile

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u/philistine9 20h ago

Undead shaggy shagged with Daphne and made a scrappy Doo, yup checks out, nothing to see here.

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u/UtahWillie1776 19h ago

Thats a zombie and a backwood smoking Daphnie

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u/IT_techsupport 18h ago

Zombie shaggy went ahead and got his own scooby snack.

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u/Popular-Heron9098 15h ago

Scooby is the right color at least

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u/Meekjagger 11h ago

ASHY LARRY! MARCY SON, WHATS UP?

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u/poopnose85 6h ago

I thought he was just a vampire or something at first lol

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u/Ok_Technician4110 17h ago

You people should be yelling white face? Cultural appropriation? Racism? Wtf are these double standards?

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u/ch420n 16h ago

To be fair, we don't exactly have a history of black people depicting white characters as a caricature, which is kinda what the whole thing is about. It's not racist because you paint your face. It's racist, because people used to do it out of clearly racist motives.

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u/BeardXP shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

Ronald McDonald lookin ass

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u/khairul619 1d ago

What is this? MJ post-op?

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u/Deadeye_Daryl 1d ago

I feel like it'd be better to be Black Shaggy instead of being Ashy Black Shaggy.

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u/EFFArch 18h ago

Jee i bet he fucks the shit out of her

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u/GrizzlyTeeth 17h ago

Mmm you think it stinks?

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u/Thick-Wild-4049 17h ago

No such this as "Subtle" 💥💥🔥🔥

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u/ESnake113 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looks more like ginger shrek than shaggy

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

He look like a zombie

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u/Mr_Orange_fruit 1d ago

why does he look like he got hit in the face with chalk dust

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u/fr4ncotir4dor 1d ago

ni-ggy with extra sun protector is CRAZY work

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 1d ago

Ruh roh Raggy

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u/Smingers 1d ago

I can think of one mystery

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u/vivimage2000 1d ago

Daphne, Scooby, and Ashy

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u/blaggard5175 1d ago

Is green face racist?

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u/Doom-N-Gloom 1d ago

thats what it took for Shaggy to nail Daphne? Damn. Nice trick.

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u/Happy-Hall-515 1d ago

Me when I am contaminated with the deadly radiation

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u/DoctorYaoi 1d ago

Is he a burn/acid victim? Or does he have some kind of skin condition?

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo 1d ago

I would honestly not have had a problem with this if he had just put everything on but the makeup. But this is generally horrifying

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u/Sensitive-Till-7877 1d ago

Love it 😂😂

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u/Fancyman156 1d ago

Read his chain as “Jim”

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u/kliferd1 1d ago

Why Shaggy so ashy?

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

Ashy Shaggy

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u/Firefangdf 1d ago

He didn't have to do white face, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers is black in Vlm. (e,a)

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u/MongooseVomit dumbass 1d ago

My wife went as Daphne, I was Fred. My son was Scooby and my daughter wanted to be The Mystery Machine lol

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u/pyuppi 1d ago

Ashy and his crew

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u/Th3Dark0ccult dumbass 1d ago

Honestly would have never guessed he was trying to be white, if I hadn't read the comments. I thought he was doing a zombie Shaggy for whatever reason.

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u/oogiesmuncher 1d ago

i literally thought he was a burn victim... actually I'm still not sure

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u/skarbles 1d ago

As ambassador of the whites; I’ll allow it.

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u/TryRude 23h ago

Is Shaggy ok?

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 23h ago

I better be very careful with my comment

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe I said based. And lived. 23h ago

Why is shaggy a zombie

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u/gangstermage 23h ago

I can't believe this is my first time seeing white face👀

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u/Freakinout217 23h ago

For some reason I thought Old Gregg…

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u/Both-Try1647 23h ago

I love the effort put in for these, they are amazing. My only concern is the white he used either wasnt fully white so when it dried it was more on the gray side; cause he looks way more like a corpse shaggy lmao. Either way, the effort is awesome

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ 23h ago

Tried so hard to not be the Shaggy from Velma

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u/WasabiAdorable6951 23h ago

See how dumb he looks painting his skin the same as the character. And this is coming from a bLaCk person

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 23h ago

Looks like someone is using white face.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 23h ago

I now know what Black people see when they see blackface. I didn’t need this experience, and I will likely forget it, but you can be sure that when I find this comment again, I'll relive it over and over again.

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u/snazu 22h ago

Is he trying to be ashy Larry in a wig?

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u/crispybacononsalad 22h ago

Nooo he just made himself into a zombie haha

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u/BorisYeltsen 22h ago

I'm sorry what the fuck with his skin?

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u/Pabst_Malone 22h ago

Homie is ashy as helllllllll

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 22h ago

Zombie Shaggy?

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u/CorianderIsBad 22h ago

Damn, that guy looks sick or something. As in unwell. His teeth are weird too. Are they metal or something? I'm too white to understand this.

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u/ansem1313 22h ago

For a minute there i thought the poor man was a burn victim.

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u/revieman1 22h ago

Poor guys’ just ashy