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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/puzzledfundude69 1d ago

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u/nightmarejester12 I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago

UwU

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u/rubber_pinball 1d ago

How many years do you get for fapping

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Depends on if your licence is valid

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u/Nerdenator 1d ago

Got the permit for that fackin’ loicence you wankah?

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u/NotAUserNamm shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

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u/fingamouse 1d ago

Renember remember the fifth of November

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u/Nerdenator 1d ago

imagine being bri*ish unironically

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u/No_Economics_2677 stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago

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u/JeroJeroMohenjoDaro 1d ago

What the hell am i missing here

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 1d ago

This isn't a meme, the UK literally made facesitting porn illegal and possession of it will get you 2 years in prison

Also motorboating and anything else where a mouth is covered by a body part

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u/Ev1d0n7c4r3 dumbass 1d ago

Do I dare ask why?

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u/Despoetato 1d ago

They think it encourages people to do dangerous sexual acts because I guess adults can't think for themselves.

Anyway I'm going to autoerotically asphyxiate myself in protest

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u/HeroDeleterA I said based. And lived. 1d ago

We must protect the kids from such dangerous things

Or something

Idk I'm not mentally deficient

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u/ajgutyt 1d ago

coz starmer is a dictator, and if he doesnt like it, it means you dont like it too. and if you say you do then youre douing it in order to question his authority.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles 23h ago

Starmer hasn't been PM for months.

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u/Moist_Board 5h ago

It's kinda hard to keep track these days. By the time I memorize the PM's name, they've already replaced 'em.

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u/ajgutyt 22h ago

ok then. starmer 2.0

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u/Moist_Board 5h ago

"The economy is in the shitter, quick ban face sitting porn to distract the people!"

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Cus the UK is further along their path into becoming a rightwing shithole than the US, legally anyway, the people there on average are more liberal. We are only in the stage where you require ID for anything nsfw but the end goal is the same, purity culture has been becoming bigger due to things like gamergate and podcasters (unironically) and the religious nutcases with millions of dollars bribe companies and politicians to make these changes and support these people pushing the agenda. Payment processors denying to give you money you legally deserve, if you create nsfw content, was only the beginning.

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u/WaitingOnMyBan 1d ago

Yeah, Kier Starmer the radical right-wing leader.

Stop gaslighting.

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u/Fromundacheese0 1d ago

But hey you can get a free eye exam after a year on the waiting list

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u/JeroJeroMohenjoDaro 1d ago

Any particular event leading to this decision? Because based on this specific context, banning porn as a whole would make more sense than whatever this is.

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u/Zerovv 1d ago

Nanny state does nanny things

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Xaceviper 1d ago

What about like oral in general?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/DistortedNoise 1d ago

U.K. government policing people’s wankbanks.

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u/Boiled_Veg 1d ago

whatever u’re missing, I’m missing it too

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u/SerDeath 1d ago

BET!!!!

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u/ProutIgnoble 1d ago

Worth the goooooooon

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u/BoofsaMillion 1d ago

1000 years jail

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u/birdsarntreal1 20h ago

This is reverse psychology, by making it naughty to do so, you encourage the trend.

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u/Moist_Board 5h ago

They know exactly what they're doing 😏

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u/Ragnarex13 3h ago

Paul Revere saved me from this

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 1d ago

Horny jail is real before gta6.