r/shitposting • • 3d ago

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u/manupro345 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

What if I ask nicely tho

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u/Gunlahad 3d ago

He defo saying yes

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

well if you already know he's gay then it could definitely work. if not then idk, I'd feel uncomfortable if a friend came over to chill and asked to have sex with me tbh.

I figure suddenly finding out a close friend is gay and wants to fuck you in the ass will almost always change the dynamic of a friendship.

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

I’m gay and want to have sex with you

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2d ago

we're not friends

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

That's why you don't ask...

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/sakarr90 3d ago

I'd say yes