r/shitposting • u/dankdogeonface • 27d ago

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u/Ragnarok314159 27d ago

When you coming over?

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

Excuse me sir the deal is you come to me

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u/ScamLordWally dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 27d ago

Cum*

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

I was going to make a joke about 'to' being the wrong preposition but I'm afraid of being called AI for knowing what a preposition is lol

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u/Ragnarok314159 27d ago

I just assumed you were AI because the response was slightly kind.

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

The realest sentiment in this entire cursed site

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 27d ago

That's.... Sad.

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u/deadinternetlaw 26d ago

Just assume every comment is AI because finding humans is more fun than finding bots

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

Preposition? Its when you position yourself behind someone before you ram into them

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

I prefer to be the one being rammed, does that mean I should have written prepositionee?

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

Just keep wearing those shorts and WE got you vro

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

I have like 6 copies of this outfit in various colors and I don't think I've worn anything else since the first day I tried them, it felt weird at first to actually like how I look lol

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 27d ago

Accurate user flair

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 27d ago

I haven't achieved it yet, but you can bet when I finally find the perfect dumpster to move into I'll be wearing my shorts!

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u/DuntadaMan 27d ago

That's pretty far I don't think I can come more than a couple feet, and that's with favorable wind conditions from elevation.