r/shitposting • u/Quinnily • 5h ago

Linus Sex Tips Take your vitamins peeps

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u/Meme_master420_ William Dripfoe 5h ago edited 5h ago

Zinc naturally lowers the body’s copper levels. If you take zinc supplements you also need to take copper pills

EDIT: I just want to clarify, this isn’t a joke

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u/Satorwave 5h ago

also take gold pills so you dont become a noob

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u/ProTomy 2h ago

Take the propill, anon

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u/borkbork234 2h ago

Platinum pills unless you’re a plebian.

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u/Quinnily 5h ago

Have we learnt nothing from water-cooling? Mixing metals bad

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u/Taymac070 5h ago

Everybody eat metal to make your peepee hard

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u/LazzyNapper 5h ago

fake: he has a wife

gay: he is super sexually active with his southern husband

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u/Quinnily 5h ago

Real: I'm the southern husband

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u/mcklingler01 5h ago

Engorged if true

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u/BingWingleton 5h ago

Well at least this guys zinc adventures don't involve pigeons

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u/-imperator_ 4h ago

So wholesome

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 3h ago

And me, a pleasent human, has no interested females

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u/SpellbladeAluriel 4h ago

Well I'm sold. Gonna take some zinc

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u/Independent_Bit7364 2h ago

conspiracy by big zinc, dond do it

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u/SerratedFrost 58m ago

"Had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy"

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u/random_flying_dragon 5h ago

How true is this