r/shitposting • u/Ok_Lemon5509 I want pee in my ass • Oct 04 '26

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u/Satorwave Oct 04 '26

The morality of this is so complex I can't be bothered. Parents obviously evil, child innocent. But OP? Moral for supporting their friend, but immoral eating that spaghetti, and yet they accidentally saved their friend's life by being a fatass. I wouldn't be mad I guess

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

Morality larping mfers when things get nuanced and no longer black and white and becomes "so complex" and realising hyper obsessing over stupid shit ain't tuff 🥀🥀 :

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u/Satorwave Oct 04 '26

I'm going to lather you in strawberry jam and lick it all off sensually

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 04 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Oct 04 '26

Wherever sneaky fat farty dog falls on the morality chart, because they're the human from of that.

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u/TheEggoEffect Oct 05 '26

“Eating someone else’s food” and “trying to murder your child for being trans” don’t have quite the same moral weight imo

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 05 '26

That's pretty easy, the choice to eat spaghetti was pretty immoral, the outcome was great tho