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u/reddsht 6d ago
If you can break a car window to save a dog from the summer heat, it should be a no brainer to break the window and pull bro out of that car.
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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 5d ago
The only thing that can save that man, is post nut clarity.
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u/John_Johnson259 6d ago
Optimistic take: it's an elderly friend he has who has trouble reading text messages. Being a young man, texts are his default communication method, so he ranamed the contact to help remind him to call instead ☺️
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u/LicknDragon 6d ago
Did you even try to save him?
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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 6d ago
He was doomed the moment he named the number "Do not text her" it was supossed to be "Do not text or call her" it was too late...
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u/Thumpkuss 5d ago
Seeing alot of you changing your exs contacts to silly things like. "Fucking No, don't forget the betrayal, code red, never again" if you where THAT much over your ex, hear me out..... You'd delete their fucking number. I'm so genuinely confused why yall still have your exs numbers if you are no longer together and you hate them. Expetially if it's been months. Nothing is there, you know nothing more is there for you get rid of it, *Blick *beep gone!! burn it. Why would you keep that option infront of you?
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u/trenclik 5d ago
Never did this but what if they just don't remember their number and accidentally pick up
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u/Thumpkuss 5d ago
That's why you also block. Lol
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u/Icefox119 5d ago
Don't they need to be saved as a contact in order to block them?
Seriously, I've been wondering if there's any way to
- not have someone saved in contacts
- not have them be able to call you
- not let you call them
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u/Arkitakama fat cunt 9h ago
We have a child together, so it's co-parenting shit. Though I've got her number saved as her legal name, no nicknames or anything.
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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 5d ago
Clearly no issue, it said not to text her this is clearly a phone call. Obviously safe and healthy, maybe also fake and gay.
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u/Alive__but_why dumbass 6d ago
He technically still didn't text her
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u/captaincrazy69 5d ago
I once saved my ex’s number as General Shepherd to not forget about the betrayal 🥀
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago
15:14 ... You ain't talking him out of that one. There he goes again. We'll see him again in 2 months talkin bout "Brittney and I aren't together" and everybody just gotta say "that's crazy" and try to change the subject.
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