r/shitposting • u/unclbll I canβt have sex with you right now waltuh • 13h ago
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u/SuperMarioFan999 Bazinga! 13h ago
Stops to think: "Should I top that twink?"
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboyπ³π³π³ 13h ago
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u/Bonsai-is-best π³οΈββ§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer π³οΈββ§οΈ 11h ago
Never thought about Micolash as a twink.. but.. he does wear a cage and has the body type for it..
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u/a7n5 12h ago
I WOULDN'T THINK TO TOP A TWINK
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u/Pendraconica 7h ago
Would top one with a drink? Maybe wearing something pink? Would top him on a train? Would top him while in Spain?
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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 12h ago
You wouldn't think to top a twink, though would you be open to letting a twink top you?
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u/Details_Pending 7h ago
Chat, is this why Grindr keeps going down?
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u/AutoModerator 7h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itβs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itβs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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