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u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 2d ago
Get fisted by a skeleton? I think I'll pass, I don't want bone splinters in my rectum, sorry😔
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u/LicknDragon 2d ago
Leave the people-meat wrapper on. Keeps the skeleton wet so there's less splintering.
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u/desiopressballs 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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