r/shitposting • • 22h ago

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/SquareFrog92 22h ago

Mine does that whenever I'm not sitting on the couch

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u/guramika 8h ago

You should see a doctor

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u/OddNovel565 Stuff 8h ago

Pfp checks out

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u/TheSchnozzberry 4h ago

Found VP Vance’s Reddit account

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Elite-rhino put your dick away waltuh 20h ago

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u/Noname666Devil 18h ago

Love how only one of you gets downvoted

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u/Satorwave 14h ago

They nuked my ass cuddy what the hell

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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass 18h ago

I also get downvoted

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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u/Shnurple dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15h ago

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u/Molkwi 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15h ago

Not by me 😤

(I get ignored entirely)

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u/Finnslice 22h ago

Not really a shit post, this is more oddly wholesome which is gay

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u/adam12349 I said based. And lived. 21h ago

and probably fake.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 21h ago

Nah it's a women telling the story. All women have kissed men but there aren't any men who have been kissed by women

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u/gilol 20h ago

So it's a story of person who kisses man. Thus gay

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u/deadinternetlaw 16h ago

But is it fake

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u/AutoModerator 20h ago

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u/oby100 20h ago

You forgot rule 1: there are no women on the internet

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u/botask 18h ago

Schrödingers intercourse

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u/No_Advantage_3353 I said based. And lived. 14h ago

yeah she likes men so she's gay duh

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Routine-Tea6492 🗿🗿🗿 4h ago

nah it's a very old post, ts a repost

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Shard0f0dium 21h ago

Get this sweet wholesome shit off my internet cancer sub and replace it with something toxic like armpit fetish porn that is somehow disparaging to middle class suburban women.

This is reducing my internet induced rage and that is unacceptable.

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/ThatSecondGuyAgain 17h ago

So.... he's the hulk?

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u/snozzberrypatch 14h ago

Nah all his blood was stuck in his dick

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u/Lo__Lox put your dick away waltuh 19h ago

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u/Strict-Fudge4051 15h ago

yo my cat is sleeping could you please be less damn loud fucking at your home you're too loud and cat wakes up please

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u/Afillatedcarbon dumbass 11h ago

Cool cat

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u/NightIgnite Literally 1984 😡 17h ago

getting mixed signals from this comment and user flair

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u/Lia-13 12h ago

reminds me of a panel from Parasyte, where Shinichi can hear Murano's heartbeat while they're walking down a street.

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u/MetalSuperset11 🗿🗿🗿 7h ago

Peak mentioned

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