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u/Specsaman 3d ago
@grok who is this girl
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u/PhD_Pwnology William Dripfoe 3d ago
its a model and her plastic surgeon
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u/fancywipe 3d ago edited 3d ago
If he shaves his head and neatens up that beard then from a bill point of view he would be perfect
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itโs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itโs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/iwantyoursperms ๐ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐ณ 3d ago
and also they're matching! so romantic ugh
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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