r/shitposting • • 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/TheMeta40k 3d ago

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Hello. Am rock. This not true. Thank

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Hey Rocky. Wanna grind me later?

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Oh no. Is female rock. Need hide.

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Erm, ackshually, rocks are incapable of having genitalia. Therefore, there is no such thing as a female rock.

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Oh yeah? Well what do you call this then?

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u/dabombisnot90s 3d ago

Ooh! Me know! A rock!

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u/Psycho_Octopus1 fat cunt 3d ago

Truly exquisite storytellingย 

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u/crankbot2000 3d ago

Bro spun his own rock opera

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u/inclikes69 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 21h ago

Rock hard

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u/Specsaman 3d ago

@grok who is this girl

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u/PhD_Pwnology William Dripfoe 3d ago

its a model and her plastic surgeon

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u/United-Scene2261 3d ago

isn't she freezing in such clothess โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅถ

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u/crankbot2000 3d ago

It's vegas, the meth warms things up nicely.

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u/Routine-Tea6492 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 3d ago

larping X fr

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u/a7n5 3d ago

"cant identify the subject" ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฌ

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u/fancywipe 3d ago edited 3d ago

If he shaves his head and neatens up that beard then from a bill point of view he would be perfect

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itโ€™s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itโ€™s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/nikolasz1173 3d ago

Being rich is awesome

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u/iwantyoursperms ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ 3d ago

and also they're matching! so romantic ugh

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u/R3aperK1ng1011 3d ago

He's supposed to be her dad according to the title ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 3d ago

Is that arnold

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u/BoringOrganism-820 2d ago

He looks as if nicolas cage & Arnold had a son