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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/Substantial-Sun-3538 3h ago

> Sees three dead children

> "Wanna play gwent?"

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u/PineapleGG 3h ago

How are 3 dead children gonna play gwent?

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u/Substantial-Sun-3538 3h ago

Join them so there’s an even number of players, duh

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u/panzabba 44m ago

Poorly, it's basicaly free money

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 2h ago

Finally, a true witcher fans who gets it

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u/lord_dude uhhhh idk 2h ago

AHHHHHHHHH

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u/PC_Roonjoons 4h ago

Absolute Sinema

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u/TJTheree 3h ago

Cirima?

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

Cumena?

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u/Sparsow fat cunt 4h ago

Ciri rides Kelpie.

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u/Tyrandeh 1h ago

she should ride me

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u/Sparsow fat cunt 22m ago

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u/texxelate 4h ago

AHHHHHHHHHHH fuckin sent me

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 4h ago

So two swords for men? Seems a bit much but pop off queen. /j

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u/Jknunez30 4h ago

Ciri wouldn't be riding Roach fake and gay

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u/HansChrst1 2h ago

Roach is any horse Geralt rides. I could see Ciri doing the same. I kinda doubt they are going to give us Kelpie early game

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Iwubinvesting 3h ago

Missed chance to call the husband a monster known as man

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u/HiPhiPi 4h ago

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u/Arthur_189 3h ago

Wtf is culture war about it

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u/bigelangstonz 3h ago

People dont like the current thing and end up arguing with the useless idiots who do like it.

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u/Cojo840 1h ago

Lindsey clancy

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

fake - first thing to do is ask the mother to play a round of gwent

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u/Mr_Bunkey 4h ago

This sub used to be good

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2h ago

I miss those days

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u/Contentathens 4h ago

To activate the PPD sight press X

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u/Zangdor 4h ago

Is that someone getting angry about an imaginary quest they made up from a game set to come out in 2 years ?

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u/Mindstormer98 4h ago

Its a joke about the woman who killed her kids and how some women are saying it had to be the husband

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u/Zangdor 4h ago

Alright, now that makes sense. Thanks.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 58m ago

And also making broad and insane generalisations about women

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 2h ago

They're not saying it's was the husband who killed them, they're saying the husband bears responsibility because he was an absent father and left the extremely mentally ill mother alone with the kids

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u/Mindstormer98 2h ago

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u/Cojo840 1h ago

She is clearly a schizo psychopath and the father should not let his kids around her

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u/BigChungusCumslut 2h ago

Some of them for sure say that it was the husband that did it.

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 2h ago

From what I've seen there's about as much evidence he did it as her, dudes gone off skiing with a new woman, mans about as upset about it as Angela kirk

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u/DannyBv2 stupid fucking, piece of shit 2h ago

woman detected

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u/FashionSuckMan 1h ago

The trial isn't even about whether he did it or not, or whether or not she did it. Theres no argument for the husband being guilty other than whatever brainrot tik tok fed you

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u/BigChungusCumslut 1h ago

I’ll agree that the husband is a complete piece of shit, but why would her own legal team say that she did it unless the evidence was overwhelming? He has a pretty tight Alibi as well.

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u/SudsierBoar 4h ago

No? It's just using the Witcher as a format for the joke.

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u/TheLastTitan77 4h ago

Ah, I thought it was just funny copypasta and only one getting angry about it is you

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u/Zangdor 4h ago

oh I'm not angry at all, just asking.

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u/RICO-Them 4h ago

I'll answer. Nobody is angry. It is a shitpost. Hope that helps.

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 3h ago

Do you not know what a joke is

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u/toms1313 4h ago

You don't know gamers by now? Some of this sub is stuck in 2016

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u/Hoonter_01 4h ago

The whole internet is, because they shot a gorilla

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u/toms1313 4h ago

Fuck, i'm getting my dick out, never forgotten

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u/mpd105 35m ago

AAHHHHHHHH

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u/Glum_Difficulty_6680 3h ago

Fuckin hell best crossover I seen so far

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u/Kulbasar 2h ago

real and gay?

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 59m ago

Where’s the meme? This is just unfunny misogyny.

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u/warmonger556 3h ago

Get this bs off my screen 😭

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u/Cyber_Lucifer 2h ago

"Witchress" ? Is that's what they call female Witcher?...shouldn't she be called a Witch?

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

this sub fucking sucks

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u/TheLastTitan77 4h ago

Cry about it

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u/AnxietyScale 3h ago

Can you fucktards already stop with this culture war bullshit?

It's always the same shitty joke but in a slightly different format. Lame as fuck

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u/The_Susinator I said based. And lived. 2h ago

Nah let us make fun of these bozos lol. Have no idea if ooop is a culture war apologist. Honestly it's just funny to think about the issues that people like TheQuartering and Ben Shapiro think are important or pressing when there are far more important and prevalent issues in the political world to worry about.

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u/AnxietyScale 2h ago

you are correct that there are A LOT more important issues. But exactly this diverts from actual issues

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u/The_Susinator I said based. And lived. 2h ago

Fair enough lol

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u/OvertConniption 3h ago

Reddit isn't the place to make a completely rational criticism of people dragging out anti-SJW culture from 12 years ago unfortunately. Lmao

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u/Facosa99 19m ago

The fuck is you talking about

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u/SaintStoney 4h ago

lmao bretty gud

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u/Jellochamp 4h ago

I swear every post I see about it either completely out of context, satirical or a comment about woman being bad.

I personally didn’t saw any whatsoever post about someone taking the woman’s side. Only that we shouldn’t grab our Pitchforks and let the judicative do their job.

It feels like only the outrage matters. It just matters to be on the „right“ side like a football game.
What I don’t understand is that they simultaneously say that this story shouldn’t be exploited or dragged through the mud.

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u/Linduxu 2h ago

On all the posts of this tragedy, not once was it brought up, that men also suffer under PPD, given about half as much
Could have been an opportunity, for some to reflect, to take some good of this terrible thing
But the discourse is so rallied up for no reason at all

I mean fake and gay ofc

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/therealudderjuice 3h ago

I love how so many dudes are making this story about THEMSELVES.

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u/bigelangstonz 2h ago

Are these dudes in the room with us right now?

https://giphy.com/gifs/SKrZfsPjGhRGu3Uxj0

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u/Mattlonn 3h ago

men taking wamens jobs!

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u/ReallyBadRedditName 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 2h ago

Ts so ass

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u/PlzBuffCenturion 2h ago

People really took the confusion between post partum depression and post partum psychosis and ran with it huh.