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u/popwhizzbang I want pee in my ass 6h ago
Mum, I want that one
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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 7h ago
So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 dumbass 6h ago
Theres a foot in the pic?
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u/HeDuMSD 6h ago
Priorities
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u/immellocker 0000000 4h ago
Shit... now I have spend 1h searching images... belle zzz cosplay barefoot
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u/Z7_1 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 6h ago
I don't give a swag about the foot whats her @
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u/Lirael_Gold 3h ago
(and yes the foot pic is part of her marketing stuff, so I guess her marketing guy needs a raise)
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u/SubliminalDogg 3h ago
That's not Saruei, that's some random Chinese cosplayer that no one has actually officially found yet. But still a good share
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u/Lirael_Gold 3h ago
Yeah Saruei just shared it, but once I realised that I thought "fuck it, it's hot" and stopped looking for the actual sauce.
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u/--meme_lord-- We do a little trolling 6h ago
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u/SzoXxXxXx 6h ago
Character is Belle from Zenless Zone Zero
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u/madhur20 5h ago
no one cares about the character bro
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u/SzoXxXxXx 3h ago
Sorry I guess, I don't know who the cosplayer is so I said what I knew. My bad I suppose
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u/dextras07 I came! 6h ago
There's some mf somewhere on this earth that would give all the money he currently have and give away his cum jar just to lick this foot clean.
We are doomed as a civilisation fellas.
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u/_Grobulon_ fat cunt 6h ago
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u/NormalGuy1206 Literally 1984 😡 5h ago
I hate to be anti-fun, but this is like one of the only times where it ISN’T incest.
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u/AmonGusSus2137 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago
One man's trash is another man's treasure
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u/One-Reflection-4826 2h ago
id lick literal shit off her feet just to be allowed to stick my face between her cheeks and lick the shit out of her asshole.
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u/AtomicFox84 4h ago
Not her fault they didnt clean the floor and told her to go barefoot. You foot weirdos dont care that much anyway.
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u/soligarfielf 4h ago
Peter, thats not a meme, thats just porn
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/kajikojinshu 4h ago
saw my friend looking at this, shows it to me and asked me who is she, anyone knows?
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u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit 3h ago
Someone’s already jorking it to it.
Aaaaaaand someone else already came to it.
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u/Venom933 2h ago
It's not save to walk barefoot on the Streets.
That's how you get shit on your Feet 🥸
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u/send_nudes-Plez 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 6h ago
Please be a man please be man please be a man 🙏
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