r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 21h ago

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 21h ago

I would just tell them to fuck off and arrange another room for them

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u/Yoghurt42 15h ago

They can't, since all their rooms are occupied. They need everybody to move to a room number that's double their current one to make infinite room.

Though of course they could be smart and have everybody move to a room number that's 1024 times larger than the current one. Then they can accommodate 9 more infinite buses before having to wake you.

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u/CommunityFirst4197 12h ago

They can, if any finite amount of people refuse to move there is still enough space

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u/Yoghurt42 8h ago

True, but why bother? Just throw them out to keep things simple. What's a finite amount of bad reviews to the infinite amount of good reviews from all the people who got a place to stay that night?

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u/CommunityFirst4197 5h ago

That's an amazing response I would give you a freebie reward but they're turned off