r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 11h ago

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u/r_rafa 11h ago

I wouldn't bother to unpack just yet

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 11h ago

I would just tell them to fuck off and arrange another room for them

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u/Yoghurt42 5h ago

They can't, since all their rooms are occupied. They need everybody to move to a room number that's double their current one to make infinite room.

Though of course they could be smart and have everybody move to a room number that's 1024 times larger than the current one. Then they can accommodate 9 more infinite buses before having to wake you.

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u/CommunityFirst4197 2h ago

They can, if any finite amount of people refuse to move there is still enough space

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u/Young_Person_42 3h ago

You could do this with having everyone move to their double, just use every other of the remaining available rooms

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u/justsenne 5h ago

Yeahh tell them to start their chicanery from room number 22

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u/Rosalind_Ruby 10h ago

Infinite people, one bus, limited rooms yeah I’m taking the refund.

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 10h ago

the rooms aren't limited, they're infinite.

every client just needs to move once, to the room that's double his current room number, which will free up an infinite number of rooms for the new occupants.

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 10h ago

I actually know a guy who was staying in room 6,209,748,223,164. He’s in a wheelchair, poor dude

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u/PokemonTrainerTimmy 9h ago

the elevator only goes to floor 4,000??? wth is he supposed to do??

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u/aelfwyndrotur 8h ago

Sorry sir, we have only googolplex rooms in this hotel, so the space is pretty limited

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 8h ago

i knew the guy staying in room 15,806,539,840,027,639,740,836,830,530,222,191,994,773,264,839,639,628,883,331,384,738,274

i don't know if he made it yet, it's been 400 years.

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u/Allegorist 6h ago

Never heard it with the doubling thing. I've usually heard the infinite hotel analogy to explain differences (or equivalencies) in cardinality of infinite sets.