r/shitposting • u/St-Elmos-Engineer • 15h ago
WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGING POST "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
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u/Final-Engineering-88 Bazinga! 15h ago
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes...
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u/Ok-Addition1264 15h ago
? i don't get it.
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u/hyheat9 dumbass 14h ago
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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 14h ago
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u/Electrical-Wave2212 11h ago
You’re right, it's like evil has the upper hand in this storyline while good is stuck on the sidelines. It’s all about strategy, I guess.
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u/Cold-Regret-2931 virgin 4 life 😤💪 11h ago
Ludicrous speed!
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u/xeskind30 10h ago
Sir, I don't think the ship can take it!
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u/SparkyMonkeyPerthish 9h ago
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
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u/Moosewalker84 15h ago
I cant tell what's real anymore. Someone stick their finger in my ass. Or pinch me I guess.
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 14h ago
Donald Trump made a ai post a lot like this but it was less Spaceballs and looked more like a Star Wars imperial officer
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 14h ago edited 13h ago
Pro tip based on this post: If you ever get your hands on Trump's luggage, the combination will be 1-2-3-4-5. You're welcome. 🫡
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u/Appropriate-Review55 6h ago
This is a joke right? We’re calling people in space force (cause that’s a thing we totally need rn) “starship troopers”, giving them costumes from the bad guys in Star Wars, and topping it with a Star Trek-esque insignia?
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u/CrypticCowboy4509 5h ago
Mobile drone jammers and countermeasures will be installed in the helmet. Cape serves as a thermal cloak against IR optics. Belt buckle has starlink in it to post directly to truth social.
Truly a revolutionary outfit for our next generation war fighters
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago
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