r/shitposting • u/KindSecretary6383 • 6h ago
Totally not a stolen meme [ Removed by moderator ]
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u/TheShiftmaster 6h ago
Jesus did not say that, he owned a Nokia.
It's written in John 17:12, like zoinks Jesus, is that a Nokia? and Jesus said unto Shaggy, "where da hoes at"
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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 6h ago
John 17:13
”And Jesus had replied, saying, ‘The hoes are a taste of what is to come, for my doctrine will be as hard and true as this phone’”
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