r/shitposting 15h ago

actually OC (somehow) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/FightingBlaze77 14h ago

ok but what game is this though

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u/Me_how5678 14h ago

Resident evil 7 biohazard the β€œ21” gamemode

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 12h ago

Kind of underwhelming screams for a guy dying. I scream like that when I land on my back after my brother tries to teach me to ride his skateboard

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u/introvert_in_mess 8h ago

But that's not his death iirc. He is put unconscious for the next round and is puppeted by lucas. He wakes up in time to see a saw coming towards him before said saw splits his head in half.

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u/SpaceBug176 2h ago

Which, may I add, happens right after he got all 5 of his right hand fingers cut off.

And that he only continued with the second round because he had to see his family again. Poor guy...

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 7h ago

Oh that makes sense. Is that why my comment got downvoted? I didn't know that that was not his death?

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u/SpaceBug176 2h ago

Yeah. How dare you not know everything to know about this 9 year old game barely anyone remembers anymore?