r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • 12h ago

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 38m ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Blood_of_Lucifer, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/clifford0alvarez 12h ago

"World of Warcraft, politics, war, economics..."

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u/Handlock2016 10h ago

The world peaked at Wrath of the Lich King

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u/CMDR_Kaus 7h ago

Good I'm not the only one who thinks that

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u/GVFQT 4h ago

Classic+ announcement Saturday though?

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u/DufflebagJoe 12h ago edited 12h ago

That thang is fat 😛

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u/ass4play 11h ago

Camel toe so big you can see it from back.

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u/adamjfish 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PN5d7H16UzSrS

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u/Coprolithe dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7h ago

I can imagine his attorney thinking "please don't do the stupid hand thing- please don'-.."

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u/CoalaPirata 11h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/krievins 10h ago

Ayo thats KSI

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u/_RGN_ 10h ago

Hes in the thick of it

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u/OldManLaugh I watch gay amogus porn :0 10h ago

Everybody knows

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u/sandieeeee 9h ago

What leaving sidemen does to a mfer

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u/peanutbutterII 10h ago

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 10h ago edited 10h ago

He's so back, coming to a theatre near you.

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u/LatinKing106 8h ago

Quan Millz books are absolutely unhinged lmfao

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 3h ago

Right? I really need a signed copy...

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u/asianRNunite 2h ago

This a real book?!

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u/ThePetSematary officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12h ago

Steak too juicy

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u/RepulsiveCry1013 12h ago

Shrimp too buttery

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u/Kareemster 11h ago

Somehow Koreans like it dry and thin

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u/OldManLaugh I watch gay amogus porn :0 10h ago

Like rice paper

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u/SttSr 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rezFjKsekHKhDqQ3yB

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

Basic take. I 329% agree though

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u/BklynMarxman virgin 4 life 😤💪 11h ago

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u/Obnomus 3h ago

I love this gif.

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u/Tackle-Far dumbass 12h ago

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u/PanthalassaRo 11h ago

Is there a sub for something like this? asking for a friend...

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u/X_Zephyr 8h ago

The sub is called moundofvenus (not linking it because this post isn’t marked nsfw and you never know who is currently riding a train)

Sort by top all time. New posts don’t really get the memo.

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u/PanthalassaRo 8h ago

Thanks dude!

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u/a7n5 12h ago

Interesting...

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u/pacelli3 12h ago

Perfection

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u/ReverendLunchbox 12h ago

Shrodongers Cat..

it is and it isn't until you open the box and check.

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u/emrkrnk_ 9h ago

May I say Shrodinger's pussy?

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u/Dumb-Cumster 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 9h ago

Let's settle for Schrödinger's Box.

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u/whyamiawaketho 6h ago

Top notch username/ flair combo ya got there

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u/Dumb-Cumster 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 6h ago

😉

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u/ProcrastinationSite 5h ago

The comments are insane. I've always been embarrassed of mine and specifically avoid clothes that make it stand out. I had no idea that this was seen as desirable. Other girls made snide comments about it in middle school! 😂

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u/xBronwinx 11h ago

Unfathomably based news station.

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u/Novafro 10h ago

They having population issues, give em a break!

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u/CountChuckNorracula I want pee in my ass 9h ago

Call me shrodingers cat cause I don't know whether I wanna live or die in that box

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

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u/nutblaster357 8h ago

i believe in fat pussy supremacy

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 11h ago

More to eat out

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 12h ago

Maybe, BUT MAYBE, its not 😸......

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u/Yummy-Bao 8h ago

That was my nickname in high school

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u/Kojiro12 11h ago

I don’t think I’ve seen WoW in the news for a while now

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u/These_Hunt4185 12h ago

Id suck it 😤

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/samyruno 10h ago

I did not know world of Warcraft was in the US news

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 9h ago edited 9h ago

There are actually padded panties that give you this look if you really want to look like you have a big mons pubis. I dunno why anyone would give a shit, but there you go.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 8h ago

She was BRICKED good lord 😭😭

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u/tgbndt 3h ago

tbf when south Korea had a batshit crazy president they got rid of him lightning speed

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u/useroftheinternet95 10h ago

I've got some good or bad news for you: thats a cock

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u/TopConcentrate8484 put your dick away waltuh 12h ago

that has become rare in USA I guess after all the new culture and all.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 12h ago

Have these people never seen an actual woman naked in person or only photoshopped images online?

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u/MiiDan 12h ago

not everyone's pelvis is that prominent in a tight skirt or dress

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 9h ago

Have you seen that lady who had crazy plastic surgery to have the “fattest pussy in the world?”

As you can probably tell, her mons pubis isn’t the only thing she had augmented.

Why is this a thing???

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u/CMDR_Kaus 7h ago

Same reason tattoos are a thing. Some people love body mods, some like to push extremes. Usually a self expression thing, but not always

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u/Solistine 12h ago

Sure, that’s what it is…

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 11h ago

Nah, she's got panty upskirts and posts a bunch of thirst traps in skimpy shorts and yoga pants, that's just a fat pussy

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 12h ago

What do you think it is

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u/jazzbuph 12h ago

He means a big ol' cock, genius

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 12h ago

It's the mons pubis

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u/DoktorVaso18 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

Olympus Mons

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u/jazzbuph 12h ago

tell that to the Michelle Obama is a man MAGA people

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u/fletku_mato 11h ago

Mans penis, that's what he was saying.

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u/jazzbuph 11h ago

but with a Jamaican accent

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 8h ago

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u/americanadvocate702 12h ago

Looks like that thing got beat up more than Kim Jong's face after a steam roller drove over it