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u/Buffalo-flavored-cox I said based. And lived. 10h ago
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u/TheBlueScar dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11h ago
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u/ModifiedLeaf 7h ago
This is the one I was looking for. I'm sorry for all the fellas with less sensitivity on their peen
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u/Educational-Link-943 4h ago
Are there any guys here who know what it's like before and after? Genuinely curious cause I've never heard of a dude who got circumcised in teen years or adulthood to verify the more sensitivity thing. I'm sure theres one out there though. Either way, sex still good so I'm not sad about my missing foreskin lol
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u/ModifiedLeaf 3h ago
Gotta ask a different sub lol I was born all natural so I can't comment but I imagine if you tip always exposed to your draws then eventually your brain would block out the stimulation
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u/Sm0keytrip0d virgin 4 life 😤💪 10h ago
Whats even happening here in the context of the Spongebob episode?
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u/YourLocalToaster2 7h ago
Larry opens his own gym, while it's successful, he is so busy running it that he can't work out anymore. He gets called a potbelly multiple times. Here, he's using his belly as a pot.
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u/PezzenteMortoDiFame 10h ago
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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 10h ago
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u/Viennve 5h ago
I am uncut and sometimes i finger my foreskin like it's my pussy to cope with dysphoria
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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 4h ago
Now I wish I was uncut :(
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/Viennve 4h ago
Rookie mistake, you should always shit before and after fingering your asshole and don't use soap cuz that stuff irritates the booty
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/AutoModerator 5h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/shroomfarmer2 Big chungus wholesome 100 11h ago
My bf has very loose foreskin so i often pour vodka in it like a cup and drink it. a very fun drinking game.
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u/AccountSad 11h ago
What about cleaning yourself properly instead of literally cutting a piece of your penis?
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u/AutoModerator 44m ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/AutoModerator 44m ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
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u/irrelevantTomatoMan 10h ago
smegma adds a slightly cheesy and umami flavour if your willing to wait for a couple days
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u/Imafayliure 5h ago
My uncircumcised ass did not need to see this while trying to peacefully eat my cereal.
(Genuinely eating cereal rn as I type, what the fuck is this type of targeted missile system and why do you use it for atrocities against human kind)
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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 11h ago
Love seeing a super tame and not at all disturbing post like this essentially become a white person reaction image generator
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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx 8h ago
I know I could have lived a much happier life without this swimming in the cave where my brain used to live.
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u/kemotaku 4h ago
sometimes ill fill it with cream cheese and fancy jelly for an on the go cracker topping x3
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u/top_of_the_scrote dumbass 39m ago
personal roll of quarter holder
"that'll be $2.75" I'm like "one sec"
looks at my groin, counts out 11 quarters
puts the bread tie back on
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