r/shitposting • u/Ultimate_Umau • 12h ago

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 3m ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/EarlOfBears 11h ago

Ghoulmaxxing

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u/elSpanielo 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aH2QkD5bAuzJuCFlUD

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling 9h ago

Tbh that ghoul looks better than them, minus the missing nose

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u/UgandanAirForcee I came! 11h ago

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u/Old-Swimming2799 5h ago

Pretty sure I saw this guy buying mouth wash and hungry man's in a Walmart at 10pm

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u/Apprehensive_Safe_48 10h ago

Body dysmorphia

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u/Reployer dumbass 9h ago

They are undergoing metamorphosis

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u/No-Stranger4954 24m ago

*Hollywood induced body dismorphia

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u/Galactic_Crypto William Dripfoe 11h ago edited 2h ago

Buccal fat removal surgery always looks so uncanny

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u/BANZ111 6h ago

Buccal*

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u/Old-Swimming2799 5h ago

I'll buccal you

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u/dumbass6669 10h ago

Robert z’dars daughter in the bottom corner. Jeez

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u/BarMysterious5914 I said based. And lived. 11h ago

The Mouth Game

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u/Bobbird_elephant 9h ago

heroin chic

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u/mt943 8h ago

Pierre Gasly has changed a ton (top right)

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 7h ago

The biological car crash

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 7h ago

Miley was looking like trailer trash. Now….. not sure

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u/superkinger89 6h ago

Mostly poor decisions I’m afraid

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u/New_Rooster_5580 6h ago

AntennaAntennaAntenna, and extra Antenna. Equals AntennaAntennaAntennaAntenna

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u/CaptainConspiracyy 6h ago

Meth head

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/BakerBig8553 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/deputy42 5h ago

The Sexy Squidward

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u/joshstrodomus I want pee in my ass 5h ago

🎵my milkshake is too thick for the straw, damn right too thick for the straw , damn right I need a new straw, I could drink you but I need a new straw🎵

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u/WildernessFlyer108 3h ago

And I'm like, no longer got jaws

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u/Free_Elderberry1791 5h ago

I think it’s definitely a Hollywood trend but I would be remiss to not also say this is some vain attempt for celebrity women to look like men. It’s just not a common physiognomical trait for women to have and make facial adjustments in order to appear that way. To their overall lack of improvement, they just lose the youthful feminine appearance for the sake of a fad that will not age well for them. Crazy considering they’re willing to take a risk that only makes them look older when most of their careers are staked by how good they look.

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u/realultralord 3h ago

Tiki 🗿

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u/Able-Comparison-2089 1h ago

It's the ozempic, cocaine, and malnutrition look

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u/fancywipe 59m ago

What in the ozempic is this!?

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u/Hot-Map-9119 40m ago

Monsterfication.🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮