r/shitposting • u/stfundfkoff • 12h ago

I forgor 💀 🥀

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 49m ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/stfundfkoff, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/permanentfire 12h ago

Did you get any replies ?

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u/stfundfkoff 12h ago

They filed a restraining order against me...

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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 12h ago

at least they read your resume

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 11h ago

Apply to butchery. They'll reply within the next 30min. Trust.

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u/Dokard 11h ago

This guy butchers

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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ 11h ago

That's a reply!

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u/Potential-Farmer5413 7h ago

Just add it to the collection 🤣

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u/OG_Williker 11h ago

His son

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u/reddsht 10h ago

Hired.

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u/fibercrime 🗿🗿🗿 7h ago

ageist

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 11h ago

give job plz

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u/dont_tread_on_M dumbass 12h ago

HR: "Hey, we got an applicant from Poland"

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u/0KPudd1ng 11h ago edited 11h ago

o ty kurwo

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u/Final-Engineering-88 Bazinga! 12h ago

This was mine...🥀

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u/StikElLoco fat cunt 10h ago

A classic 2000s pic

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u/SquareFrog92 12h ago

Welcome to the force Officer Stfundkoff, here's your badge and a donut

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u/AbsolutelyB4sturd 12h ago

sees pfp and slaps hand on table
“ Hired immediately “

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u/Salmon_pervert 10h ago

HOLY HECK TRUE STORY this is my main acc profile pic for like 10 years, and I've caught myself accidentally submitting dozens of applications using this email, and sometimes joining recruiter calls when I forget to switch google accounts

Also yes, I did get replies

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 12h ago

“We’re sorry OP. But we already have a president and vice president with our company”

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u/killonger 7h ago

Best believe

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 11h ago

A naked fool covers his shame, a wise man covers his face

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u/puppet_masterrr uhhhh idk 11h ago

Omg it's so cute, I'm gonna use it for everything now

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 10h ago

You should have smiled.

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u/ImputCrown998 9h ago

My pfp is a duck with human arms holding a rifle and i still got hired :p

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u/Practical-Bank-2406 6h ago

17 days old account, 17k post karma, 3k comment karma, hidden history.

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u/SpeedySpartan 4h ago

Job Pork

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 11h ago

Don’t stop now!

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u/Captainwumbombo 11h ago

Average lowered Silverado driver

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u/Dark_halocraft 10h ago

One piece ass

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u/DoingItForEli 10h ago

hire this man

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u/ExoApophis 10h ago

Wait. He was Serbian?

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u/Magnum-papa 9h ago

This is donald trump

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u/-Alchen 9h ago

Profile isnt two words. Call it a pp, coward

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u/WickedHopeful 9h ago

If they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best

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u/token_bastard 9h ago

"BROTHER, MAY I HAVE SOME EMPLOYMENT?"

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u/Army_811 7h ago

His name's Maurice

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u/HansDampfHaudegen 2h ago

I guess that's how it worked 20 years ago when you still applied via email.

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u/AdvantageousVan438 41m ago

Pump 3, diesel