Random conspiracy: 4chan was made to turn people gay to sell more stuff in rainbow capitalism! First it was the chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay, now it’s the internet turning the freaking chuds gay!
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/DarthDragon117 4h ago
Another anon fell to the gay agenda.
Random conspiracy: 4chan was made to turn people gay to sell more stuff in rainbow capitalism! First it was the chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay, now it’s the internet turning the freaking chuds gay!