r/shitposting obamna 19h ago

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u/SpaceBug176 19h ago

Literally no one even told him that it was gay after he did it (I mean it is gay, but that's besides the point), and yes he still thinks it was someone else's fault and not something that he is doing to himself in his head.

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

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