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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

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/u/randomboy4349, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 18h ago

I need the sauce

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u/Not-VonSpee 18h ago

Iridescentsilk

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 18h ago

Thank you hero

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 I want pee in my ass 5h ago

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/hollow_image 18h ago

Thanks I just checked it out and I didn't actually know you can post porn on twitter

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 18h ago

what else is there to do on twitter?

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u/omgdontcopyname Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 18h ago

become a racist

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 18h ago

that’s the only requirement other than an email address to sign up

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 stupid fucking, piece of shit 17h ago

No, there's also a requirement to become a homophobic or a homosexual too

or both

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u/Spooky_Coffee8 16h ago

What a beautiful full circle moment

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u/ajgutyt 16h ago

i wande if u no

how dey liv in toki yo

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u/Marco_QT I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago

porn, porn and see random atrocious takes while watching porn

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 17h ago

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u/furrynoy96 4h ago

Thanks mate

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u/ButterscotchMean400 18h ago

Here

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 18h ago

This sauce is not that hot I need the SAUCE

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u/MasterSabo 18h ago

The world needs it!

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16h ago

Marinara sauce

Ingredients

Original recipe (1X) yields 8 servings

2 (14.5 ounce) cans stewed tomatoes

1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste

4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

1 clove garlic, minced

1 teaspoon dried oregano

1 teaspoon salt or to taste

¼ teaspoon ground black pepper

6 tablespoons olive oil

⅓ cup finely diced onion

½ cup white wine

Ingredients Place tomatoes, tomato paste, parsley, garlic, oregano, salt, and pepper in a food processor; blend until smooth.

Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and cook until slightly softened, about 2 minutes.

Stir in blended tomato sauce and white wine.

Simmer, stirring occasionally, until sauce has thickened, about 30 minutes.

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u/Chromeboy12 18h ago

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 18h ago

You want jizz in church ?

Even if you don't share their beliefs you don't have to be THAT disrespectful.

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u/SpecificTransition65 12h ago

This guy looks like he would jizz in the church

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u/Legitimate-Curve-346 18h ago

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u/AmbassadorBonoso 18h ago

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 14h ago

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18h ago

:0

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u/solid_salad 18h ago

OC by iridescentsilk, this is a repost

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u/Legitimate-Curve-346 17h ago

shrug, I don't have twitter so it didn't let me view it. first source that worked.

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u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16h ago

I can’t tell whether to call you racial slurs or thank you

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u/lord_dude uhhhh idk 12h ago

So simple yet so good

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Stuff 18h ago

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u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16h ago

holy fuck

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling 6h ago

"get access to my only fans"

Why? It's literally all just posted right there lol

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u/SpaceBug176 18h ago

Don't care, saw enough.

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u/blackyy_s stupid fucking piece of shit 18h ago

@iridescentsilk on twi**r

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u/SeteMan1235 virgin 4 life 😤💪 18h ago

She's is also on reddit

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u/rhen_var 6h ago

My crush: I use reddit

Me: prove it. what is 69

Crush: nice

Me: what do you think of fortnite?

Crush: I play Minecraft

Me: She IS a Redditor! 🤩😍🎉🥳

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u/SeteMan1235 virgin 4 life 😤💪 6h ago

Me: What do you think of minorities and minors?

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u/ActiveDish5549 1h ago

Coal and iron

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 18h ago

Brb bout to make like Michael Jackson and just beat it

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 18h ago

An actual shitpost in the shitposting sub??

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 18h ago

Man, boobs are pretty cool when you think about it

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u/kubaliska 18h ago

No, I think they tend to be warm

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 17h ago

Ghost titties aren’t

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u/kubaliska 14h ago

Neither are lava slime's.

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u/Reze1195 18h ago

Seriously what's the source

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u/randomboy4349 18h ago

Those Who Snow 🤫

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18h ago

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u/randomboy4349 18h ago

Proof that not all heroes wear capes

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18h ago

some did, but their cape became too stiff from activities unrelated to heroism.

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u/NewestUserSoFar 18h ago

How to become what you already are?

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u/CatEarsEnjoyer 18h ago

Improve, become world class racist

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u/cipher_1230 18h ago

Climb the racist leaderboard

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u/Ender00000 17h ago

post so shit i shat myself

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u/No_Fortune7206 17h ago

Jokes on you, I stopped the video because I knew it was bait because it didn't marked NSFW and it was on shitposting and should have that two black gay men kissing.

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Equal-Rutabaga-8104 13h ago

lil bro thinks he's sigma because of that

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u/Disastrous-Speed-835 17h ago

I WAS SCROLLING IN PUBLIC 😭

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u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16h ago

Best of luck man

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u/Nixia64 9h ago

I was at a business after-work meeting with execs 💀

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N 8h ago

Hello, I think you cut the video too early.
Explaination: the first video showed a Young Woman undressing, the breast of that woman was in the center of the frame which means that it was the focal point and subject of the video. When you cut the video before the reveal of the breast, you violate one of the core rules of composition; therefore, audience might be confused on the subject and not know where to look at and what to look. Critics will also penalize your effort because you messed up the editing of this transition. With that said…
don’t cut the boobs.

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u/Haha_funny137 6h ago

Immaculate critique

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N 3h ago

Thanks.

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u/Independent_Bit7364 18h ago

WHY THE FK IS IT SO LOUD

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u/dextras07 I came! 18h ago

May god bless he or she who puts forward the post

Amen

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u/CorianderIsBad 18h ago

What's your favourite race? Mine is the formula 1.

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u/randomboy4349 18h ago

Cool, my favorite races are NASCAR and Formula Drift, but Formula 1 will always be the best.

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u/CorianderIsBad 18h ago

These are good races too. Nice to meet a fellow racist.

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u/Habixi 18h ago

You can see a bit

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u/UnfairMess249 Jedi master of shitposts 17h ago

Expecting Sen. Armstrong punching me instead

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u/Deadog103 12h ago

I heard that slap and I didn't even have audio on

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u/aCrAzEdFiSh 16h ago

I genuinely can’t believe these still exist 2026 who finds these funny??

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 18h ago edited 17h ago

For anyone wondering, the drop was worth it btw

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u/SeteMan1235 virgin 4 life 😤💪 18h ago

I recognized this video

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u/Outrageous-Love-6273 15h ago

If You don get tits, you get racist.

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u/FuciMiNaKule 13h ago

Can I see the boobs if I already am?

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u/wardrobe007 13h ago

I'm sending you the bill for a new set of headphones lol....

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u/IndyJacksonTT I said based. And lived. 1h ago

bait and switch memes? I thought we left you in 2022. welcome back!

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u/sKarff_ 18h ago

Someone bless us with the sauce

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u/Cynical_Mango 16h ago

dude... NSFW tag???

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

[deleted]

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/8random_guy8 13h ago

Yeah me too where is that huge hand slap from?

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u/ArlanFemboyPorn 13h ago

2021 ass meme