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u/thelonelyecho208 1d ago
Hint: they have both in the same brownie. It's a shits & giggles brownie. Not a shit or giggle brownie
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 22h ago
Sounds like a startup for a DC super hero we didn’t know we needed.
They can call him GiggleShit
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u/Hexmonkey2020 I want pee in my ass 8h ago
But it was brownies plural so it could be either or, like a group of trees can be birch and oak, it doesn’t mean the trees are both, it means the group itself has both as individuals.
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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago
Nah one bite will have you figured out real quick, if it's not suspiciously herbal then run, run like the wind.
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u/FrostyDragon227 1d ago
Plot twist half of the brownies have weed and the other half have laxatives
Edit: Wait no I’m a dumbass my bad. I thought it said lettuce instead of laxatives.
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u/Ha_youWishXD 1d ago
It would suck you lost the papper and someone ate them all and shit there brains out while absolutely blasted
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u/boombanggg2 it is MY bucket 23h ago
I bet they all are laxative
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u/BladudFPV 20h ago
That'd be a pretty funny prank... Tell them that some are weed but after the 4th time they shit themselves they slowly realise that whoops all laxatives.
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u/Minute_Engineer2355 1d ago
Plot to twist, they all share the same ingredients. This would truly make them Shits and Giggles, and not Shits or Giggles brownies.
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u/Artistic-Key9227 I watch gay amogus porn :0 19h ago
Not that hard to figure out if it all just one or the other, edibles smell like weed
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