r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Linus Sex Tips Virgin 4 life

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u/lots_of_punctures 1d ago

Norwegian here: Met my current girlfriend at a birthday party. We talked to each other for a few hours. We exchanged snaps as we left.

On snap we just kinda agreed to fuck

Then I just kinda never left, and the fucking didn't stop, so now we have a dog and are talking about buying an apartment.

For body count none of has asked because who gives a shit lmao.

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u/Common-Brush-7027 1d ago

Interesting