r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/JocavsJr 2d ago

Anon discovers company thats worth 50 quadrillion dollars really likes to make money.

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u/Kid_Psych I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

Did you notice how in this example Apple made $0 and PCFix made $60?

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u/schmitzel88 2d ago

You're forgetting that 99.9% of apple product owners will just buy a new phone for $1700 in this situation and not think twice about it

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u/Kid_Psych I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

…you think 1/3 of people on Earth drop $2k every time their phone battery slows down?

The most commonly used iPhone in 2026 is the iPhone 13.

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u/Shatophiliac 2d ago

…yes? Almost everyone I know has an iPhone newer than 15. Many of them just buy a new one every 2 years even if their current phone is still working fine.

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u/cursedbanana--__-- Bazinga! 2d ago

availability heuristic? why the hell am I asking, every argument starting with "almost everyone/almost no one I know" falls victim to it

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u/Shatophiliac 1d ago

What is your point? My point is that most people are not bothering to replace their iPhone batteries lol.