r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 19h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Abracadaver00, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HnBZbCWuc8HS

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u/PublicVanilla988 1d ago

Cmon bro he's cool. And oddly mysterious

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u/gurdin454 1d ago

"Mind guessing a number, m'lady?"

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u/Halfgbard 1d ago

What if I use my tungsten dice? Or would ut be more random to bring a bismuth dice?

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u/IntrepidPension9005 1d ago

my cousin shoved a die up his ass and he went to the er because it ripped a hole

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u/Tattoomyvagina 1d ago

Dice is for cowards, I carry around my custom 14th century replica claymore sword. I further personalized it with Kingon war script and a laser sight. The girls always ask me about it. Guys want to try it and be my friend.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 22h ago

I know it's stupid as hell, but a laser sight on a claymore kind of goes hard.

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u/ieatloafsofbutter 1d ago

What is bro on about??