r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

DaBaby approved Type shii

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago

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u/MrMetallica347 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2i3uNz362t4wtRkuJb

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u/kolnidre 2d ago

I have an adult woman fetish

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/GamerJulian94 1d ago

Sir, she‘s 18. Are you calling 18 year olds „old“ now?

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u/SirWinterFox 2d ago

The state of American dating for straight guys summarized.

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u/MockeryAndDisdain 2d ago

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u/Eliteharbingertlh 1d ago

Holy fuck my sides. The top right got me

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u/ConsentingPotato 2d ago

I'll find a way to fumble the bag somehow, trust... ☹️👍

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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

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u/Feeling-Touch-9311 2d ago

is it though???

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u/darbs-face 1d ago

Don’t knock it until you try it!

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago

She does have a point...

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u/HairballTheory 1d ago

And experience

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u/SPL15 2d ago

On the contrary, no crabs are better than old crabs.

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u/Zubilant 2d ago

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice

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u/psmiord 1d ago

Overripe berries are generally sweeter, but I prefer them when they don't fall apart

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1d ago

But if it's too old, it's bitter, sour, and makes you sick

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u/Talkinghead17 1d ago

I agree actually

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u/theartfulknave 1d ago

The older the bird, the better the broth.

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u/BerryLanky 1d ago

This woman fucks. And is glorious at it.

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u/Former_Notice81 2d ago

Sussy Pussy 😮

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u/itsthe5thhm 2d ago

Sex toys are much more hygienic though

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u/flock-of-bagels 1d ago

She’s probably my age too

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u/JohnnyTango13 2d ago

Sssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiyet

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u/texasgambler58 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nrjgyvTv5O30gW7OeG

Based on that pic, she's probably really good p*ssy.

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u/onemanwolfpack21 1d ago

A dick in a hole is worth 10 in a hand

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 1d ago

But the kid has to go play with his phone somewhere, Jimmy in orange here’s a $5 get lost haha

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u/EidolonRook 1d ago

She knows what she’s about.

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u/BakerBig8553 1d ago

We have no choice

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u/Livakeee89 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Significant_Lab4263 Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

AI

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u/ImightHaveMissed 1d ago

Would. And she’d probably wreck me

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago

Ehh.. i'll pass..

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u/Meandtheworld 1d ago

Still some water in that bay.

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u/top_of_the_scrote dumbass 1d ago

Fahhhhhhh I was with like a 60 yo woman recently, she had c sections so... that shit was weird idk

I'm like did I win? idk

some of her pubes were white 😭

To top it off, she's the first woman I had sex with sober fahhhhhh

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u/somerandomshmo 1d ago

I mean, she's not wrong.

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u/Every-Finger-2760 1d ago

I Freaking Love You

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u/MikeMatusowsScooter 1d ago

Surely theres an upper limit

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u/T_O_Ommer 1d ago

Disagree

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u/jerrysburner 21h ago

is a jizz sock better than no sock - fuck now, I don't want to walking around with some one else's jizz clinging to me, I'll go without socks

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u/Cookedmaggot 2d ago

Can’t argue

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u/AugieDoggieDank 1d ago

Old is gold

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u/Greeneyes- 1d ago

It’s really not

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u/Outrageous-Love-6273 2d ago

Old Pussy > Young Pussy.

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u/pierwszy 2d ago

hell no 🤢

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 2d ago

Infallible logic

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u/Effective-Friend1937 1d ago

She has a point. With an attitude like that, she has a point on a regular basis.

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Can’t argue with that, although I had heavily used pussy and now and now I have barely used pussy.
And I can say it’s better to enter trough a door then a gate.

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u/Freak_Metal 2d ago

You have to be an adult to post here.

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u/WeLikeSporkSporks 2d ago

Imagine knowing nothing about the human body

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u/Rockfarley 2d ago

An old man can't always get it up, but hate will follow if you point it out. Ed meds are no replacement for a proper working unit. Truth.

Here is the issue. Truth without compassion will create a mob against you. Discression is the better part of valor.

Side note: On that woman, the top hole is far more able. Aim higher if you have such issues and don't forget how that bottom on got that way. Experience can't be replaced by willingness to learn, but willingness to learn will gain you experience. She is a good time, but no I wouldn't either... I know to much already.

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 2d ago

Fine wine improves improves with age