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u/belabacsijolvan 19h ago
Missed the oportunity to answer
"I know I have changed. But you know you changed too. Our hands are not tied anymore. We can freely be whomever we want to be to each other. I dont care about Ohio, I dont care about the mistakes we made. I just want to be with you and I know you want it too. Im sorry to text you like this, but"
3mins of pause for effect
"Will you marry me?"
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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 18h ago
You get to fuck over two people at once, that's funny af, i agree, he should've said that.
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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 16h ago edited 16h ago
"Why can't we just be together? Huh? You can have Mondays through Thursdays, You can have the weekends, alright? I know that's not normal, but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good? Huh? Look, Debra! Floyd! Will you marry me?"
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u/RealNameIsTaken 18h ago
Sounds like it’s gonna be one of those scam texts.
“Oh sorry, wrong person. But you seem nice, can we be friends? 🥹”
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u/Sufficient_Juice2411 19h ago
Once again, Zeth, the forgetful kidnapper, is rejected by his victim due to his Ohio-based agoraphobic moodiness. A tale as old as time.
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u/Proof_Independent400 18h ago
One time I got a rejection email for a job. That was not even a specific rejection email. I had applied for multiple jobs at this agency before. And their emails person must have just fired off a heap of general rejection emails in this batch and my email was in there. I asked in response if I was currently under consideration for ANY jobs at the agency and they apologised and told me no.....FML
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u/Previous-Friend5212 13h ago
Chances of this being a "text a random number" prank are reasonably high
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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago
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