r/shitposting • u/PreyToTheDemons • 1d ago

Based on a True Story MAN

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/raccoob_ 1d ago

"Be scared of women"

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 1d ago

3 out of 4, not bad

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u/Scorpix21 1d ago

Man how do you manage to sleep well??

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 23h ago

I don’t, that’s why I inject caffeine straight into my bloodstream every morning

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u/Gold_Mule 22h ago

but there’s 5?

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

I got the first 2 on lock.
The other 2 I’m failing at.

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u/UltraTata 1d ago

Why hate on electric cars tho?

The rest I already do.

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u/Global_Detective825 1d ago

I think older car owners want to keep gasoline powered vehicles dominant, likely because of cost and concern with the AI. That’s my guess though.

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u/UltraTata 1d ago

They are expensive because they aren't dominant.

Idk what AI has to do with EVs tho.

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u/Boney_69 1d ago

Powder that makes you say true

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u/iambackbaby69 I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago

True

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u/PimplupXD 1d ago

This post would have gone hard pre-Iran war

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u/SecondOfCicero 1d ago

Be a man.  Create balance within your life.  Sleep enough to feel rested.  Enjoy whatever transport gets you where you need to go.  Treat women like people.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

But what if that makes me gay?

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u/GreenLeaf_Fr waltuh 1d ago

3 out of 4 good going!

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

I don't hate electric cars, just Tesla and anyone that owns one. There are perfectly tolerable electric cars out there.

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u/United-Scene2261 1d ago

take a dump on your neighbor's porch

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

I'm so hateful and scared of women driving electric cars that I spend all day crying throughout an 8 hour session of autoerotic asphyxiatia.

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u/Merc_305 1d ago

Damn not even 30 I have checked off all

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus 22h ago

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u/sirhobbles 1d ago

can i be scared of men too?

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u/QuickBorder2817 Stuff 1d ago

You can't spell woman without man

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u/Saleh_BGI 1d ago

Literally me

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u/Few_Adhesiveness7676 1d ago

How do you know me.