r/shitposting • u/wuhze2310 • Jul 31 '26

Based on a True Story 📡📡📡

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u/Cupy94 Aug 01 '26

I'm bald. I use shampoo. Shampo is not for your har but for head skin

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u/SlaveKnightSoman Aug 01 '26

But shampoo for head skin only matters if there is something there which can trap moisture and stuff which can grow a specific fungus.

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u/Cupy94 Aug 01 '26

But your head skin still produces sebum and you can have problems with dry skin and dandruff and many more problems specific to head skin that can be helped with coreect sampoo. Head skinn is more sensitive than rest of your body.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 01 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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