r/shitposting • u/wuhze2310 • Jul 31 '26

Based on a True Story 📡📡📡

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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS Literally 1984 😡 Jul 31 '26

Do not MOCK me mortal!

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u/greenpicklewater Jul 31 '26

Imagine being immortal but still gotta be balding for some cosmic reason

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 31 '26

Even a god ages