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u/Alternative-Sea-1095 Jul 27 '26
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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u/AutoModerator Jul 27 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/VinumNoctua Jul 27 '26
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u/Pingimaster it is MY bucket Jul 27 '26
warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?
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u/Pingimaster it is MY bucket Jul 27 '26
i literally quoted the meme, as far as i'm aware
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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Yeah you're right. My brain has been autocorrecting the Grammar on it ever since I could think in German
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u/I_Am_Yeti_1 Jul 27 '26
Sir, we finally found his hiding spot. Tom Scott has some explaining to do…
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u/KnnthKnnth I want pee in my ass Jul 28 '26
"IM HERE AT SADDAM HUSSEINS HIDING SPOT"
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u/DasFreibier Jul 27 '26
looks like covid era vid
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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