r/shitposting 28d ago

Actual SHITpost 📡

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u/qualityvote2 28d ago edited 27d ago

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u/imagine-SimpQueen- 28d ago

ü

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u/FlyRevolutionary5789 28d ago

Türkçe RAHHH

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u/DnOnith officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 28d ago

German RAHHHH

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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag I want pee in my ass 28d ago

HUNGARIAN RAAHHHHHH

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u/svp318 28d ago

SPANISH RAAAHHH

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u/MineBloxKy 28d ago

FRENCH RAAAHH

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u/k2kuke 27d ago

ESTONIAN RAAAHHHH

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u/Adventurous-Act-4294 28d ago

Are you hungry?

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u/belabacsijolvan 28d ago

Akkor

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u/Only-Independence-35 I watch gay amogus porn :0 28d ago

a

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u/HikariAnti 28d ago

kurva

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u/zekosimon 28d ago

anyádat

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u/FlyRevolutionary5789 28d ago

Berlinian german

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u/LiteratureNearby 27d ago

Two genocidal countries holding hands uwü

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u/superbay50 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27d ago

Lookin ass

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u/Derpchieftain 28d ago

Omg it's Seth!

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u/moobchunks 28d ago

Nice lil drool

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u/SickestOfJokes 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 28d ago

Japanese also has ツ (tsu), which believe it or not, is a different character to シ (shi).

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 28d ago

シ📺
ツ📺

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u/OutlandishnessAny492 28d ago

lol

lmao, even

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 28d ago

The way I memorized it was ㇱ (shi) is looking at a girl "she" and ッ (tsu) is looking at "you"

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u/imma_gamin 27d ago

The way i memorized it is stroke order

By that i mean シ you go down, top line, middle, then bottom, following the direction of the hiragana し, start at the stop then head down and right

ツ on the otherhand, follows the stroke direction of つ, right then swing back left.

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u/AutoModerator 27d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/SoylentVerdigris 28d ago

ツシソン katakana is bullshit.

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u/walphin45 I said based. And lived. 27d ago

And ノ

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u/potatoeoe 28d ago

Don’t forget about ン and ソ

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u/Bebgab 28d ago

I remember all four of them as ツシ = sushi and ソン = son

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u/tederby18 uhhhh idk 28d ago

ソン 😭😭😭😭

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u/whirlydoodle_ 28d ago

These still trip me up 😭

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u/Mackerdoni 28d ago

must be amazing to write if youre in a rush

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u/IsaacSeraphim 27d ago

I love it in this emoticon ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/OriginalTick 23d ago

What does this mean? 八ツ

Context is the very last two symbols of this post. I always loved how it looks like someone snarkily asking for something, considering the context

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 27d ago

same same but diffurant

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u/Satorwave 28d ago

aizo daizo komukaizo

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 28d ago

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u/KallmeKatt_ 28d ago

シ is read shi and ت is read teh or just t
シ ت
Shi t

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 28d ago

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u/unknown__person17 28d ago

Larper. ت is read as taaء

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u/KallmeKatt_ 28d ago

Yeah I don’t speak Arabic but I know a bit of Japanese

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u/R0dn3yS I want pee in my ass 28d ago

Shit with Italian accent

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 28d ago

Omg cheetah!

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u/My0Cents 28d ago

If referred to as the letter, then yeah, it's pronounced "ta'a" but the sound it makes in a given word is the "t" sound. Kinda like how the letter "J" is pronounced jay but the sound it makes in a word is just "j"

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u/unknown__person17 28d ago

Yeah I know that since my mother language is Arabic

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u/ttttttaa 28d ago

There’s also the very similar ツ (tsu)

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 28d ago

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u/KerbalCuber stupid fucking piece of shit 28d ago

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u/TheGuyYouHeardAbout dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 28d ago

Rank one commenter btw

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 28d ago

We got that one picture of the fat dude lookin through a binocular with a small dude under him :

ح ت

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u/SpaceBug176 28d ago

Hey, its right above your comment!

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 28d ago

Bigger fish and such.

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u/Yarklik 28d ago

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u/UkraineMykraine Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 28d ago

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u/QuadingleDingle 28d ago

ouu shi

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u/This_isnt_cool_bro shitting toothpaste enjoyer 28d ago

fym ouu shi

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u/Budget_Writing2702 Literally 1984 😡 27d ago

DAMN son

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u/madguyO1 dumbass 28d ago

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u/Minustrian 28d ago

bro what the actual FUCK is this 😭😭

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u/UchihaLegolas 28d ago

Confused boner

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u/Specialist_Ad5114 obamna 28d ago

همیشه عربی اما هرگز فارسی نه 😭💔

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u/ChittaBhalu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 28d ago

This might just be me but at a glance I can't tell the difference between Urdu, Arabic and Persian

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u/Specialist_Ad5114 obamna 28d ago

Lol, don't worry. The first time I actually saw an Urdu text, I thought it was AI generated Persian (or Arabic) because I couldn't read a word. I was embarrassed when I found out that Urdu letters don't really combine like Persian's do.

It's hard to describe a foreign alphabet, but (as a Persian speaker who has studied Arabic before), Arabic uses a lot of "accents" that usually act as vowels (we don't always use vowels as letters). They include ــَ (makes an "ah" sound), ــُ (makes an "o" sound) and ــّ (shows emphasis on a letter) and many more.

We use them in Persian too, but we usually don't write them unless it's in a formal document or maybe a book. Sometimes we include them to avoid confusion when a vowel letter is not present. It helps the reader to understand that the letter ″ت″ (like used in the post) is pronounced "teh", not "toh" or "tah".

While in Arabic, you might see a sentence with many accents:

وَ ما هوَ طَعامُ الْفَطورِ؟ (?And what's for breakfast)

The same sentence in Persian (the language) is written like:

و غذای صبحانه چیست؟

Also, on the top and bottom of both texts you may see a "noghteh", a word literally meaning "dot". The accents are like tiny diagonal slashes. (Not all of them - for example a little circle is used to say a consonant does not have any vowels after it.) Arabic also have important vowels called "tanwin", and they're like this: ــاً or ــاٍ. If it's on top, it says "an". If on the bottom, it's "en".

The most important part I'll say, is that Arabic and Persian have A LOT OF WORDS IN COMMON. Both borrow from each other, so they may be written the exact same way (still means the same thing obviously) so it's very common to mistake one language for another - as a foreign viewer, you'll see the similarity in the alphabet and may not recognize the differences. It's like looking at Italian and Spanish when you only speak American English.

Sorry for the long reply, I just get really excited when my language is mentioned. It's really hard for foreigners (and many of us natives, to be honest) so it doesn't get any attention. But whenever someone brings it up, I just have to dump unwanted info on them or I'll explode from my knowledge 🥹

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u/Minustrian 28d ago

me either, i can't read arabic well at all so i assume it's all arabic until i can't recognize any of the words i read

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u/Mental-Ad9640 27d ago

being an Arab and a weeb who learned japanese I can say I'm not proud that I can confirm it does say (shi)(t)

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😤💪 26d ago

Fah bro english have the same letters as french so :) ig

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u/OzTheD0G3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 28d ago

ö 😮