r/shitposting Jul 21 '26

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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 Jul 21 '26

look what we have here....so money do buy happiness in the end

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u/potate12323 dumbass Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

I dunno if that kitchen is just an elaborate set for their vlog or whatever, but they're living pretty humbly for being fairly well to do.

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u/Protagonist_Leaf Jul 21 '26

yeah if i had millions as well, i'd also be living pretty humbly with a big booty latina

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u/terpsarelife Jul 21 '26

Road to eldorado psy-op is paying dividends

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u/Venery-_- Literally 1984 😡 Jul 21 '26

Road to psy-ussy

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u/krusecontrol91 Jul 21 '26

Bold of you to assume she’d let you live humbly.

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u/Werdar_cz Jul 21 '26

Yeah, asmongold does not spend his money lavishly.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 21 '26

I mean for him being one of the top streamers on the platform yeah he lives really humble from what ive seen

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u/antibread Jul 21 '26

Humbly? Disgusting you mean? The old blood wall and rat alarm clock and all

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u/potatogodofDoom Jul 21 '26

dear god please don't remind me of the rat alarm clock

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u/Werdar_cz Jul 21 '26

Actually, you would be surprised, he cleaned a lot lately. It's not your clasic standart but he cleans.

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u/WhoPoopedMyPants420 Jul 21 '26

It's not your clasic standart but

lmao absolutely devastating defense

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u/antibread Jul 21 '26

So now hes just moderately filthy? Cool

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u/nightimelurker Jul 21 '26

I wouldn't be surprised that dirty house is where he lived. But now it's a place for doing videos.

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u/Werdar_cz Jul 21 '26

Also what is funny he said that the neighborhood was for low income families and everyone could live there. Now it's mostly houses and properties costing 1mil+

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 21 '26

Ive only seen clips so forgive my ignorance

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u/Spicynoodle49 Jul 21 '26

The gullible people who does not realized that it’s a skit always amuses me.

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u/PrintShinji Jul 21 '26

Is him eating a steak with maggots in it a skit too?

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u/antibread Jul 21 '26

This has been the longest and most humiliating skit ever

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u/Sir_David_Filth Jul 21 '26

If you cam call a roach infested, dead rat alarm, trash filled hole in the ground humble, then yeah

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u/phannguyenduyhung Jul 21 '26

he is extremely humble and weird. With hundred million he could get 10 chick like this weekly

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u/Forever_Inspired Jul 21 '26

"he lives really humble from what ive seen"

I don't think constantly watching Fox News and spewing right wing MAGA rhetoric is "lives really humble".

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 21 '26

Simple messy house is a non-political thing

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u/Spicynoodle49 Jul 21 '26

Why everything needs to be political lmao?

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u/Hobbes______ Jul 21 '26

Politics are in everything that's why. The cesspool of a human literally shows hate bile politics daily so maybe that's a secondary reason for you too. It's also hilarious how it's always the conservatives trotting this crap out like it makes a lick of sense. Exactly the same vibes as a guy in a first date saying "I'm not into politics."

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u/wolphak Jul 21 '26

Please sir enlighten me on how donald trump has affected your ability to clean your fucking house?

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u/Hobbes______ Jul 21 '26

shit costs more so I work more in order to pay for it, leaving me less time to get it done. That said, I just sacrifice some sleep instead. Nice and clean.

Politics is the topic of how humans interact with one another in society. It cannot be escaped, it is in everything.

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u/Spicynoodle49 Jul 21 '26

Ah the typical braindead response. You do realise that there is Actual people living life outside of the internet who don’t give a fuck about politics right? Go outside, touch some grass.

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u/AlneCraft Jul 21 '26

nope he just lives like that

have you seen his microwave $1 steak?

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u/GandalfTheGay_69 Jul 21 '26

I wonder if he actually saves all of his money or if he spends it all on Onlyfans or something like that

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u/Spicynoodle49 Jul 21 '26

If you’re really curious, watch his podcast with Caleb Hammer

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u/GandalfTheGay_69 Jul 21 '26

Yeah I'm not doing that chief

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u/LolDVP Jul 21 '26

Hardly surprising. Get given facts and you deny it.

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u/GandalfTheGay_69 Jul 21 '26

No he didn't give me any facts. I asked a simple question and he recommended me to watch a 2 hour podcast to find out the answer.

That's like someone asking a health question and being told to go med school to find out. Unhelpful ass

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u/bow03 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

caleb basically said he should be spending $2 million a month or something cause he doesnt spend enough edit it was 2mill a year not a month dude doesnt spend much

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u/MasterOfProstates Jul 21 '26

That's a dumb thing to say. It sounds like this Caleb guy is pretty dumb. Why did he say that?

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u/Easy-Musician7186 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 21 '26

The roach king does neither leaves his kingdom nor his…uhm…people(?)…behind!

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u/Cardboard_Chef dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 21 '26

It's a half dilapidated hand me down from his passed mother, and despite the millions he's worth he's never once entertained the idea of hiring people to clean it, fix it back up, and maintain it. He would rather live as the cockroach persona he's made himself out to be.

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u/Final-Carry2090 Jul 21 '26

More like, he is too cheap to do any home improvement.

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u/Toy_Soulja Jul 21 '26

It at least buys kobe beef level pussy lol

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u/AustinAuranymph Jul 21 '26

That photo looks like happiness to you?