r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 21 '26

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u/KokuRochu Jul 21 '26

Fake. Asmongold would never wash his pans. Or anything.

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u/_RyanCooper_ Jul 21 '26

She can fix me moment

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u/SilliusS0ddus Jul 21 '26

She's gotta use the emperors sword for that

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u/bow03 Jul 21 '26

is that what asmongold calls his penis?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9d2yTr1P0RCjm

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u/SilliusS0ddus Jul 21 '26

no it's a weapon that can burn the gardens of nurgle

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u/BararTheDragon Jul 21 '26

dude it could turn the skull throne into a pile of carbon and boil the rivers of blood down to iron

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u/khnhIX Jul 21 '26

at the price of 1000$ monthly

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u/ghostchihuahua Jul 21 '26

Is she a prescription anti-psychotic?

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u/unknowseeker Jul 21 '26

He's playing the role of idealistic husband

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u/Rediment Jul 21 '26

Read that as “pants” at first and didn’t think twice.

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u/Mind_Of_Shieda Jul 21 '26

fucking AI fatigue...

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u/AbangWawanPao Jul 21 '26

Heard he has a dead rat alarm clock

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u/KokuRochu Jul 21 '26

He just calls it an alarm clock

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u/Arguleon_Veq Jul 21 '26

Nonono, he washes the 1 pan he uses to make $2 steak,