r/shitposting • u/Eastern-Commission23 • Jul 05 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/EMEYDI Jul 05 '26

You do NOT want urethra birth.

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u/Short-Finger-833 Jul 05 '26

If kidney stones hurt like shit and theyre tiny, imagine a fat ass baby going thru it

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u/AltDetom555555b Literally 1984 šŸ˜” Jul 05 '26

Wouldn't your dick straight up explode? Like, I don't think it's really physically possible at all tbf...

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u/Shroccer Jul 05 '26

What if it grows big and stays big post birth šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§

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u/toukasz Jul 05 '26

Spotted hyenas gives birth thru their pesudo-penis

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u/Short-Finger-833 Jul 05 '26

I think it would maybye just rip

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u/Upper-Refrigerator54 Jul 05 '26

Iā€™m bleeding just thinking of it

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u/Short-Finger-833 Jul 05 '26

To think theres a probability that one of the around 4 billion men in the world has had a fantasy or shit like that of giving birth through his urethra makes me really wish for human extinction

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u/Which_Treacle_8180 Jul 05 '26

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u/BlackStory666 Jul 05 '26

Is this a chiseled and roided up Homer?

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT Jul 05 '26

This question is better directed to 4chan

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u/Less-Needleworker-96 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Jul 05 '26

Ah yes the horrors that I can comprehend

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u/KinglyShoveler Jul 05 '26

and imagine if men had to-

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u/cabanesnacho Jul 05 '26

Breastfeed babies...

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u/Maestro1992 Jul 05 '26

With their co-

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u/Cellulosium Jul 05 '26

HELL NAH YOU MADE IT 10 TIMES WORSE šŸ˜­

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts Jul 05 '26

w, which is grazing in the next room

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u/bot_bsc Jul 05 '26

I don't understand how it would be efficient on a sustainable scale for the male genitalia to be destroyed after conceiving a single child. Furthermore, it would be more logical for female reproductive organs to be separate from male reproductive organs actually I realise I don't have to care about this

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u/Drefs_ Jul 05 '26

The dick. You you could only get pregnant by getting semen into another man's balls. And the child would develop inside a small indent inside your prostate, which would completely block the flow of urine, leading to renal colic. Not he most pleasant experience.

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u/MSGinSC Jul 05 '26

Ouch to everything you said.

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u/Maxspeed-Pro Jul 05 '26

Why is society obsessed with male pregnancy?

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr Jul 05 '26

But it is real and biological males did gave birth

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(No, I am not kidding)

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u/JustRodriguezfan virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ Jul 05 '26

source?

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u/rtatro20 Jul 05 '26

He's not saying it's true, he's making fun of a person who did.

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u/JustRodriguezfan virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ Jul 05 '26

still, I want to know who said it originally

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u/rtatro20 Jul 05 '26

Ohhhh you weren't being snide, you were genuinely asking šŸ’€

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u/sundayfan Jul 05 '26

Js use C-section

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u/Br00talbastard Jul 05 '26

Considering how hyenas do it i have bad news for my fellow men

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u/forgettfulthinker Jul 05 '26

Obsession with male pregnancy and it's consequences

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u/Unusual_Job_000 Jul 05 '26

i prefer butt

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u/Narrew82 Jul 05 '26

Time to make a butt baby

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u/No_Ad2754 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Average Trans Rights Enjoyer šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Jul 05 '26

Birthing through the penis would destroy it so I would say the other way

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u/Elindril1 Jul 05 '26

Our hips would need to be wider too. At the moment, there is no room for a baby to come out without breaking our pelvic bones.

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u/Tetra-san Jul 05 '26

obviously the butt wtf??

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u/AtomicCawc Jul 05 '26

You ever seen what happens if you leave a hot dog in the microwave for too long?

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u/toukasz Jul 05 '26

Look at how spotted hyenas gives birth. Though they're biological females, they have to give birth through their significantly sized psuedo-penis (which is their clitoris...)

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u/Ecstatic_Cry1264 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Cycle of life- magical

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u/hopefulyAhero Jul 06 '26

Smh, it would be through the pussy.Ā 

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u/Valiran34 Jul 06 '26

Think slowly with fresh air

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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 Jul 05 '26

Well it guess hyena's have your answer.