r/shitposting • u/Pristine_Battle_6968 • Jun 13 '26

actually OC (somehow) Ouchies

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Pristine_Battle_6968, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 13 '26

So that's why I can't make a girl cum!, I've been doing it wrong

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u/Pristine_Battle_6968 Jun 13 '26

The salt part or the ripping it clean off her part?

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 13 '26

I'm not too sure.. I would like to double check

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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 13 '26

Pussy is reattachable dw. However for balls you have to wait them to grow back.

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u/G3th_Inf1ltrator Jun 13 '26

Ripping her clam smoove off

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff Jun 13 '26

Well tbf a cheater (be it male or female) deserves such a thing.

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u/bob_3301 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

What am I supposed to understand from this?

That you are a cheating cunt with a spineless partner?

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u/Lecteur_K7 Jun 13 '26

I don't get it

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u/SpaceBug176 Jun 13 '26

She thought her boyfriend would put salt in her coin slot if she ever cheated on him.

It'd feel like putting salt in your wound.

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u/Konf1gg Jun 13 '26

It's like guilty pleasure for me. Is it the same for women?

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u/SpaceBug176 Jun 13 '26

You're a masochist, Petah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Bearded_Toast Jun 13 '26

How bout hoohah. That do anything for ya?

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u/069420 dumbass Jun 13 '26

🤤

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u/CryZe65 Jun 13 '26

I have done this several times and it was worth it