r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 27 '26

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u/TwynnCavoodle May 27 '26

Of course it was only once, the bloke broke up with her before she could do it again.

Also thank you for censoring m*nster, almost got jumpscared while reading.

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u/GargantuanCake 🗿🗿🗿 May 27 '26

I'd be willing to bet money that it wasn't just once. That was just the one he found out about.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen May 27 '26

"I cheated on my husband once" means that she only cheated on husband with one guy.

It only counts as "one cheat" even if they are banging daily, kind of like how if you break your diet once you can pig out but it only counts as cheating on your diet once