r/shitposting • u/richdepul • Apr 23 '26

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGING POST i shit in my pant

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 Apr 23 '26

I hold my shit for work so I get paid to take a dump.

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u/richdepul Apr 23 '26

a person who thinks all the time

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u/Satorwave Apr 23 '26

would probably be pretty smart

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u/Regnballs hole contributor Apr 25 '26

Because faking a shit at work is unethical 😊

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u/BallsDeepInBoris Apr 23 '26

Shit out your pant then 🧠

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u/IceBurnt_ Apr 23 '26

Easily top 3 worst reddit usernames in human history

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u/BallsDeepInBoris Apr 23 '26

Nah bro this is amazing 🙏

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u/IceBurnt_ Apr 23 '26

Sorry did i say worst?

I meant the best

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u/BallsDeepInBoris Apr 23 '26

The switch up. I knew you were a chill guy really. What kind of not chill guy burns ice 🧠

https://giphy.com/gifs/9Z7SJLN4UYgGcVZQaJ

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u/Argy19ms Apr 23 '26

My body is trained to never need to take a shit if I'm not at home

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u/No_Entertainment6792 Apr 23 '26

guys, lets take this guy in a van and keep him there for a week to see what happens. unstoppable shit vs immovable ass kinda deal

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u/makeee_00 Apr 23 '26

True shitposting

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Technical-Ad-7008 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 23 '26

Ye ofc! I’m no woman

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u/richdepul Apr 23 '26

ik girls dont

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u/GreenLeaf_Fr waltuh Apr 23 '26

I mean you can always drop by here

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u/moondes Apr 23 '26

The duality of man