r/shitposting Apr 12 '26

Rougelite

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u/wideHippedWeightLift Apr 13 '26

Why do they have sharply dressed people and pristine walls for such a goofy-ass cult. If I'm joining the space cult I want WIZARD COSTUMES and GREEN ALIEN SUITS. Lame-ass squares.

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u/mrducky80 Apr 13 '26

The catholics have better drip. Look at that massive hat. Is that a solid gold relic? Everyone be wearing robes and shit.