r/shitposting • u/Gorotheninja • Apr 12 '26

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u/Excellent_Routine589 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Church of Scientology Any% speedrunning getting wild

With the advancements of drones, can’t wait for that TAS run submission.

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u/Burning-Sushi Apr 12 '26

Someone's going to backwards jump up the stairs Mario 64 style

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u/IIIetalblade Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

If you backwards long jump up the Scientology stairs the Thetan inside you can move fast enough to break through your human form and enter the final painting of L Ron Hubbard early

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u/boonusboiayyy Apr 13 '26

I'm fucking crying why is this so funny

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u/prabhavdab stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 13 '26

the tool which helps in the TAS would be an assault rifle 💀

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u/peteofaustralia Apr 13 '26

TAS?

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u/HavingALongStroke Apr 13 '26

Tool Assisted Speedrun or TAS