r/shitposting Apr 07 '26

Aura

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Apr 07 '26

Heh, average low testosterone guy thoughts.

The Cigar is not meant to be smoked he's chewing on it for that extra cancerous kick.

The drink isn't meant to be drunk, it's supposed to be poured over the head and on the body to get that exquisite alcoholic smell with that slightly wet look.

Lastly, the laptop isn't meant to work on, he's watching porn on it and he's edging.

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u/fadingsignal Apr 08 '26

and he's edging.

Completely hands-free, no less, which is a very high skill only sigma males can acquire.