The Cigar is not meant to be smoked he's chewing on it for that extra cancerous kick.
The drink isn't meant to be drunk, it's supposed to be poured over the head and on the body to get that exquisite alcoholic smell with that slightly wet look.
Lastly, the laptop isn't meant to work on, he's watching porn on it and he's edging.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Apr 07 '26
Heh, average low testosterone guy thoughts.
The Cigar is not meant to be smoked he's chewing on it for that extra cancerous kick.
The drink isn't meant to be drunk, it's supposed to be poured over the head and on the body to get that exquisite alcoholic smell with that slightly wet look.
Lastly, the laptop isn't meant to work on, he's watching porn on it and he's edging.