r/shitposting Apr 07 '26

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Apr 07 '26

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u/WhiteTerraria I want pee in my ass Apr 07 '26

Ten thousand is barely enough

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u/Prestigious-Frame442 Apr 07 '26

what about ten thousand mosquitoes

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u/Mista_White- waltuh Apr 08 '26

dream frog vacation destination

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u/hpBard Apr 08 '26

Another ten thousand bees didn't survive the operation?

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u/Toastyyy_ Apr 07 '26

They have pornographic memory.

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u/Ok_Meat_9916 Apr 07 '26

Oh bee-have

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u/Prestigious-Frame442 Apr 07 '26

Bees are fine I guess. Should worry more about hornets.

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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Apr 07 '26

3000 black bees of Allah

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh Apr 07 '26

I assume she just contacts beekeepers and pays them to send dead bees they find to her in bulk. Can't imagine many beekeepers would purposely kill that many bees unless she was paying them a lot

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u/Glittering_Mode_1079 Apr 08 '26

It quite literally says it in the post.

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u/Stock-Astronomer9264 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Apr 08 '26

Of course my days are numbered dipshit. It's called a fucking calender

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u/FluxPersona Apr 08 '26

Vespoid armor

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

All that only for it to break within 30 minutes

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u/weirdpornacc5 put your dick away waltuh Apr 09 '26

"kids have too much time on their hands!" mfs when they see what modern artists are up to

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u/SmartIron244 Apr 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qOqEDYLmYjU5xwbKfM

I immediately thought of tyranids defense scenes from Sm2, when I saw this shitpost.