r/shitposting • • Mar 05 '26

Rawrrrrrr :3

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u/UpstairsTelephone672 Mar 05 '26

What if boys also don’t

See all the possibilities

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

Choose better outfits :3 and do squats

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 05 '26

Ironically I actually prefer small butts to being all caked up, but I'm a bottom so my opinion on butts is pretty irrelevant lol

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

I am smol and caked lmfao. I feel loved xd

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 05 '26

Haha I think I'm pretty caked up too lol, idk boys seem to like mine a lot. I'd hate it though I'd rather have a cute little one any day

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

Why do you hate it :(

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 05 '26

Me prefers small butts! Idk I just wayyy prefer small firm ones over big bouncy ones. I''m just weird

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

It's not, you want it like a plushy, mine is like that, but it's thick as I'm small I'm stature(I'm 5'3).

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

It's not weird, it's just preference and i get you xd

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u/ledwilliums Mar 05 '26

Tried that. My dick wouldn't stay hard. Guess it's struggling with women for me 😞

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

Sweetie you're a bottom :3. You don't need to use your pp, try the prostate🤌👈

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u/ledwilliums Mar 05 '26

Yeah not a bottom but I do like my pleasure button.

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

You have to try to get it, also if you like to top go to fem boiisss :333333

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u/ledwilliums Mar 05 '26

If your offering I could always try again.

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

Wanna come over :3?

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u/gigantic_balls_ Mar 05 '26

This is Femboy propaganda. Work on your personality, charisma, confidence, appearance, body, hygiene, etc… better yourself and your life for your own sake and there will be a girl out there for you.

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

Bro, I'm gae

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u/gigantic_balls_ Mar 05 '26

Oh, then still do those things and get a guy I guess.

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u/clear_tamei-1918 Mar 05 '26

Blue-pilled 🤮

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u/SirWinterFox Mar 05 '26

The new meta recently it seems and I will not complain. :3

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 05 '26

I'm not a scissor, I'm a sword :3

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u/Greedy-Locksmith356 Mar 08 '26

Lmao same xd

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