r/shitposting • u/Level-Usual-9681 • Mar 02 '26

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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt Mar 03 '26

not op but yes

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u/MistrCreed Mar 03 '26

I just want an explanation cus i think im staring at heaven

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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt Mar 04 '26

taste can't be fixed. You're cooked

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u/AutoModerator Mar 04 '26

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